And here’s how not to do that

Friends fear he’s becoming a Hat Gay

So ScotRail are taking away the ability to buy tickets on their app *after* imposing a policy of minimum fares if you don’t buy before you board. Very sensible. Very fair.

I know my music taste isn’t exactly mainstream but I’ve literally heard one of these songs

Came home to this earlier and it’s being done by Scottish Water so I guess that’s progress

Not to make English people envious but it’s 15° here currently

Reading this the same way RuPaul says “your country breakfast is ready”

Just discovered that Jellycat has a WhatsApp channel and how does this have 588,000 followers?

The person who was behind me just sat next to me and said she was in the wrong seat

I admire the person who decided to tie a sign to a thistle tbh

Happy London Pride btw

I’m not even joking

Good morning from the Energy and Climate Intelligence Unit I guess

:/

that doesn’t look right

I've been after a specific shirt for ages but it was £150. Just went on to John Lewis and it was reduced to £105, and I had an offer from John Lewis for £10 off menswear. Plus I used my £100 Nationwide Fairer Share to buy it

Excellent

I can hear thunder

Y e s

I have one really specific song stuck in my head that I haven’t heard since school when a classmate did it for her exam, and all I can remember is the artist was French

Seriously?

Talking Heads lyric of the day:

Love not getting hay fever

So we’re going to see fuel duty unfrozen now right? Right?

Oh fuck off I am not getting an AI fridge

LOOK HOW THICC