Now, your honor, my friend here is forgetting about Desperado.

How about this?

Joining the War on Jimothy on the side of Jimothy.

Every time I see his face…

Guys. I’m worried about Mitch McConnell’s nurse.

spoke to my good friend, mitch mcconnell, for about 20 minutes today

What a weird way to frame this? It’s Crusher, Worf and Q in X-Men 97 season 2. Best known for ‘Picard Season 3’??? lol. I clicked and it takes like 2 paragraphs to find out what the show is.

Back to his resplendent self in no time.

We almost lost our best friend yesterday. We discovered a softball sized tumour on his spleen but the vet got it out and it doesn’t seem to have spread. He’s recovering at home with us and getting whatever the fuck he wants. Can we get some ‘W’s’ in the chat for our boy Harley?

30 seconds. lol.

My contribution.

I’m not entirely sure, but I think this crab joint in Calgary made their logo in the image of Krabby Cakes from Clone High.

Just a beautiful series of descriptions.

This market?

Me in the Bluesky group chat with my beloved moots.

Womp womp.

You wanna listen to a podcast where two guys jerk each other off? Boy do I have one for you.

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