Verify my age? My first computer:

Me, preparing to scrub RKFJ’s diarrhea-inducing parasite off my produce.

Happy 250th Treason Day to all who celebrate!

Fun! bambamramfan.github.io/ai-compass/

For purposes of comparison. 🚀

This is Black Bart, sitting on my keyboard, keeping me from my work. The day before, he had spilled water on my research (note ripples in paper).

Principles. What are they?

I recently added one of these to my arsenal:

Tiny House Panthers, meet Black Bart…

Their patron saint:

Apex predator.

Porta Potties: the *real* blue line.

Dear Gavin Newsome, I’m absolutely delighted by your response to Trump’s most recent anti-Constitutional acts. However, I have not forgotten nor forgiven your recent rightward shift on your podcast. Please continue to do better. Very truly yours, etc.

Here I come to save the day! 🎼🎵🎶

Quote skeet with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as bribe

Or serial killers.

Buried deeply in this piece is the revelation that Trump is planning to (1) pave over the Rose Garden for al fresco entertaining (allegedly without removing Melania’s very white redesign of Jackie Kennedy’s beloved garden) & (2) add a ballroom to the WH. Perhaps he’ll rent them out for weddings.

🤔

I’m having a little trouble with your profile claim that you’re a #NeverTrumper

This cat—yes, this spicy boi—just licked a bowl clean after I used it to prepare a batch of ras el hanout.🔥

The second footnote: