I took enough to post this now and save the other for hump day.

A story in two parts. And to clarify, I was in line for an hour and didn’t move once. Y’all can pucker up and kiss my ass

Will be reporting back

Nonetheless, Caio for now! 😘

My old link from Houston just sent me this and well….. no, they’re not. And they won’t be ☺️

Not going to my family reunion (long story) so I want to go to Mexico instead. Babe…….. wtf is this?!

Didn’t get to walk the West ball, but I looked fucking c*nt! Y’all will be seeing me very soon tho!

Live from Yankee Stadium

Definitely thought I posted this on here, my bad!

Call this a semi exit from retirement 🫣

“Your husband is literally the definition of a big ass bitch”

Go Knicks! 💙🧡

Thoughts from my lunch break today.

For anyone looking for an update on Chewy, my mama sent me this today.

Hooch.

Forgot to show y’all

I couldn’t pick just one!

Headed to Walgreens to get pimple patches AS WE SPEAK! Nonetheless, this is the cut.

Recorded yesterday, but happy humps!

Thank you for this suggestion @itsjusttra.bsky.social 😏🙂‍↕️

Was in the bathroom at work looking for air freshener and found this 🥴

He HATES clothes, but he always looks so cute! Yes, that is a Buc-ees hoodie! It was cold that day!

This has been playing on a loop in my head at work ALL DAY!