‘Tottenham are overspending on players’

Play all of the crocks, what could go wrong?

This is the full list (I need to add Hardy to the U21s)

There's no immediate pressure as it's unlikely Simons or Odobert will be registered for the first half of the season. I still think that it's likely that Sarr will be sold and Takai will go out on loan

You can have this if you'd like, V

I hope that they didn't leave your extra dick behind the bins and someone has made off with it

Fantastic

My new pet name for you 😘

I told you that Madge is fully COYS

This is true. I saw a beaver and a pine marten with a box of matches heading off into some very dry grassland only this morning

I'm ready for the eclipse