Nova999999
@nova999999
He/Him Most prolific ice cream consumer anyone knows If you don't like how I advocate feel free to eliminate all the reasons why I'm advocating and I'll stop
One of the best things about bikes is just how consistent travel times are. Adjusted my route slightly on the return trip so the time was shorter but same average speed. Even though there was more traffic made no difference to me because I'm not one of the dumbfucks in a car.
Funny story time! #bikechi So I'm heading home from the dentist ripping East on North Ave with a beautiful tailwind. Suddenly I hear someone laying on the horn and see an SUV coming down the expressway off-ramp trying to merge into me. I have to stop pedaling to avoid the dickhead from running 1/🧵
My boss usually only shows up to work two days a week at most so I get to yoink his bribes
Strava getting ready for an IPO, suing Garmin. Pretty sure Strava are the ones putting in these bots that I keep getting notifications for. The enshitification of everything continues.
I hate Americans. Just saw a post asking for recommendations of treats to try in the US and this motherfucker goes "yerba mate". I'm thinking hmm that's weird that's a South American plant that you make essentially tea with why is that associated with the US? This is what they were recommending.
Even in the suburbs cars are incompatible with safety. Ambulance stuck for minutes because the school bus can't get out of the way
ICE shot and killed a person in Franklin Park(a near west suburb of Chicago) today, only a few blocks from my route home. We knew this would happen with these masked thugs stopping vehicles weapons drawn, easy for someone to panic and try to get away. May this agent never know peace.
Just got a call from the CDC they out here doing surveys about kids <36 months and teens 13-17 regarding vaccinations. This Canyon only go well.
When it's raining this hard I've always maintained it's best to just accept you'll be bringing your clothes out once you get home and enjoy the ride anyway #bikechi
Funniest weather today. Melrose Park is completely flooded. Had to circle around, ride curbs and nail some bunny hops to get out dry. The North Ave viaduct has 4 feet of standing water so it's completely closed. As soon as I got north of North Ave barely even a puddle anywhere. #bikechi
The Long diverter at Addison is finally in place! More hardening to be completed still but no more cut-through drivers speeding along one of the most park-dense streets in the entire city. Many fought for changes including @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social @bikegridnow.org @unitednwside.bsky.social 1/2
Fuck. He just lost the next parliamentary elections. If you're going to pander don't fuck up the dish for fuck's sake. The strawberries and sour cream are supposed to be blended. Maybe some strawberries on top. It ain't hard. Also, I know it's bad to have the TV too high, but you've gone too far.
I haven't been to Columbus because I have a brain, but I guarantee you can move it lower on this list.
Another successful pizza delivery in the books #bikechi #CarryShitOlympics
That's a whole can of worms for English speakers. It'd probably be best done like this: M: same as in English o: as in "hot" d: same as in English rz: similar to the "s" in "measure" e: as in "bed" j: as the "y" in "yes" e: as in "bed" w: as the "v" in "vine" ski: same as "ski" Stress would be on w
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