NUFCSoprano
@nufcsoprano
NUFC, Hip-hop, tele, food, patented my own shit crack (it's my own, don't cost me money). Be excellent to each other.
Nah, she's fine, she just likes to sleep on the thinnest ledges as possible. I love her but she's defo not the sharpest of cats, bless her
From Robin Crapanzo on the other place. Steur arrives on Tyneside #NUFC
I listen to Kevin regularly on the radio and I reckon he knows his stuff. #NUFC 🖤 🤍 👊
"Pitch side tables with, cans, food, spacious and part of the atmosphere." This world cup just gets worse.
Juve get this beauty and we get... This. Adidas have well and truely done us dirty #NUFC
Tory propaganda memo dropped through my door earlier. I'm no orthographer but I think that might not be spelt correctly.
This is Eve. She chooses to sleep in these positions. I must have spent £200 on beds and she'll sleep on window ledges and tiny platforms over luxurious cat beds.
Got the more cultured, adult music on right now. Don't worry, 1 more drink and 15 more minutes, Simon Says and Gin and Juice are coming out. 👊
Chinese style roast chicken kind of day today. Got that bitch in the Ninja cooking now and I'll sit and half watch it's progress which, on the back of yesterday, is the therapeutic medicine this lad needs. HOWAY THE CHICKEN!!
I only ever play the manager mode on #EAFC26 and when you have to create your profile & I go as fast as I can to get something that closely resembles me as possible. Basically I made myself a lighter shade of Liam Rosenoir totally innocently.