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Ashe@numberoneashe· 15d

Ashe@numberoneashe· 17d

Front cover of Steve Jackson's Sorcery! Containing The Sorcery Spell Book and The Shamutanti Hills, with a hand wearing rings pointing down at the title, and a hand with lightning coming off of it holding dice in an open palm below the title.

Ashe@numberoneashe· 24d

that's why I became a tech arcanist instead

tristan elwell's image of an old woman with curly long gray hair hovering in place in the middle of a magic circle using an older box-style computer as her black cat (also in the magic circle) plays with the hovering mouse

Ashe@numberoneashe· Jul 11

the mormons have to pay for their litany of crimes but chief amongst them is that a place called Salt Lake City doesn't look like this town from kenshi

Flats Lagoon from Kenshi. A small settlement is visible atop a giant barge-esque structure held up above the lake below it by thick structural poles. A staircase made of scrap metal leads the way from the beachy area beside the lake up to the settlement.

Ashe@numberoneashe· Jul 11

I can't believe the Lying Company, famous makers of the Lying Machine, produced this very believable occurrence

the clueless meme guy with the arrow pointing to them that says clueless

Ashe@numberoneashe· Jul 10

dr klein from fallout: new vegas - old world blues appears to be speaking the post above

Ashe@numberoneashe· Jul 2

my paranoid ass going to get the flu vaccine that beats your ass for 1-3 days even though I live in a cave and never leave like

the pants-wearing olive coloured fish from spongebob entering the krusty krab saying "rev up those fryers!" when there is shit going down and they don't have time for his antics

Ashe@numberoneashe· Jun 20

wesley snipes crying while holding a gun up

Ashe@numberoneashe· Jun 16

instead of jesus the quote in the image is instead "Ryuk, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."

Ashe@numberoneashe· Jun 13

an image of a phoenix falling out of the sky cloaked in shadow presumably having died, but in a burst of radiant light a new bright orange and yellow body of the reborn phoenix takes to the clouds and the blue sky above

Ashe@numberoneashe· Jun 12

guy who's pro-gun because he's also pro-right to die

roll safe taps his forehead with his pointer finger knowingly

Ashe@numberoneashe· Jun 9

yeah they got my ass, mercenary maybe even more so

The Projector
c. 1620–1720 · England & Ireland · political arithmetician
Petty, the Political Arithmetick

You think the world can be measured, tabulated, and improved—that with the right numbers a clever person could redesign a kingdom. Number, weight, and measure, and only from causes you can see.
Representative figures William Petty, John Graunt, Samuel Hartlib

How the field falls
1The Projector political arithmetician
2The Common Mercenary soldier of fortune
3The Empiricist the evidence of the senses
4The Virtuoso experimental philosopher
5The Skeptic libertin érudit
6The Salonnière précieuse
7The Philosophe enlightenment publicist
8The Military Entrepreneur war-contractor

Ashe@numberoneashe· Jun 6

oh yeah it absolutely has to be

The poster for Psycho-Pass, including the main cast of Inspectors and Enforcers gripping their Dominator handguns in cool poses

Ashe@numberoneashe· May 28

i am report EVERYBODY
(various cartoon animal emoticons)
~ so you best behavior ~

Ashe@numberoneashe· May 26

I mean deadass it's more like

the same image as above of a voting chart, except in this one 49.9% of voters chose the blue "We Should Improve Society Somewhat" from the one meme comic, vs 50.1% of voters choosing the red "Diarrhea Forever" option

Ashe@numberoneashe· May 26

a wikihow image of someone pointing to a cat who is slinking away guiltily. the text reads "5 Be firm and consistent. No"

Ashe@numberoneashe· May 21

short-haired white male scientist or researcher engages the microscope to evaluate a slide, implicitly containing the micropenis in question

Ashe@numberoneashe· May 21

wildgate

Ashe@numberoneashe· May 18

my white ass: I love weird food experiences I will totally try this snack selection from the asian grocer asian grocer: it's crispy crab time motherfucker, open wide