My supervisor

I’ve long abandoned hope for his morality now I anxiously await his mortality. H/t Clarence Darrow

Nobody wants Gabrielle Confederacy

This version of “The Aristocrats” seems appropriate

If only there were a perfect word to describe this photo …

He is the most loathsome fuck I’ve ever seen.

Is it made with the same ingredients as Kentucky Jelly?

Behold. The Queefer of the House.

My Border Collie is, shall we say, very skilled at self advocacy

Holy shit, why isn’t this leading the conversation? We truly live in the dumbest times.

Truly unfortunate ad placement by Politico

Word.

Yikes

F*ck Gabrielle Confederacy

Here you go.

Today, I will do no damage, in accordance with his wishes.