The New World Otter
@nwot
👉 World Domination Organization disguised as a humor-adjacent sh!t poster and sporadically updated blog. 📃 Behold, My Stuff: 🫠 These sounded better in my head
I would trigger giant monsters and rebuild from the ashes. A giant kaiju attack would come in handy right about now 🤔 *pokes ocean with a stick*
Alright, which one of yous wise guys piled all this unopened mail in reverse chronological order all over my inner sanctum? 🤨
Ope, cordin' to the morning news programs, it's stupid soft drinks war season again... On the house:
*quietly hums the Super Chicken Theme while drinking his bottle off-branded energy shot*
👕⁉️ Need a shirt to encapsulate the current vibe of *gestures broadly*😵💫? Then the new WTF wrapped in an interobang wrapped in lightbulb is for you! rmlartstudios.etsy.com/listing/4499... Eventually to be in the eventual NWOt zazzle shop. #newshirt #interobang #wtf #funnyshirt #tshirt
Seems like everybody is maxxing everything these days... But what if you're fed up with it all? Maybe "FuckThisShitMaxxing" is right for you. #funnyshirt #adulthumour rmlartstudios.etsy.com/listing/4491...
actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born.
The time has come The walrus said To do what's dumb 'n' move the clocks ahead... Something something oytsers and sealing wax... #daylightsavings #daylightsavingstime #springforward
I haven't had frosted shredded wheat cereal in years. On a whim, I buy some from the corner store the other day. Store brand, nothing fancy. This morning I am eating my shredded wheat cereal, again first time in years. And, I come upon this in my FB Feed: