Good girl 🤝🏼 bad girl The Venn diagram is a circle

I'm an experimentalist with lots of kinks under the right conditions 💕

If all this were a movie, #Denver would definitely make a deal with a witch to bring Blucifer to life as our titan. I mean, come on, LASER BEAM EYES

Ah, the little ways this historic heatwave shows up in our lives

Who wants to come relax, lazily play with my tits, and suck on my nipples while I read smut? I have a free hand to stroke your hair and tease your cock. 🥰

The cute aggression is back with a vengeance. Why do I want to squeeze her little head until it pops wtf

"bruh why is she always taking creepy pictures while we sleep"

Giving the startlingly pale 85% of my body a fleeting chance to acquire the slightly-less-pale status of my arms and shoulders

Can someone please explain the science of cuteness aggression to me because every fiber of my being wants to squeeze her like bubble wrap

Finally took the Rice Purity Test for shits & gigs. Looked it up—the average score is 61. 😂

Unexpected delight of the day: I just searched "female rage" on Giphy and half the results are Moo Deng

*quick tiddy shot from bed* Nighty night! 😇

This should have been my result 😂 though I do give off big top energy, so maybe I just need them merged together

Here in internet communities we *choose* to be in, we ask for help with our big, dumb brains. 💕 Have some loud purrs!

Monday morning conference calls from bed 🤫

Stripped and silent Seeking the serenity of surrender

Cats really do understand comedic timing

Lol shit, I wondered if it would be accurate... I am, indeed, an ENTP ☺️ (I fully recognize that personality classifications are generally considered pseudoscience and do not care because I will gleefully jump at any opportunity to categorize myself)

ah, yes, the *checks notes* pelvic floor device

lol imagine a company telling me I have to return to working in an office full time when this is my most esteemed colleague

I am honored, therefore, have another 🖤

Oh my god STOP. This is so cute it looks fake. I love her. Here’s one of mine. So smol 🥰 Coworker had feral cats living in their yard. Tried to get them all spayed by catch & release, but still got the occasional litter of kittens. This is the only type of love at first sight I believe in

Craving the release of punished and used. Someone to revel in savagely marking these cheeks with beautiful bruises and bite marks, then tenderly admire and soothe them while I’m trembling in the afterglow of cum, sweat, and tears.

I do demand a pretty high cuteness tax, but my girls never fail to deliver 🥹

I’m not following him and went to check. I can see his page, which means it’s not private. So, he must have blocked a bunch of people. It would be weird if it still showed Ems that his account has been removed, though… it would make more sense if that were temporary and he’d been reinstated.

Truly, a tough existence

The most Millennial moment of my life thus far may have been avoiding the mosh pit at #EmoNite tonight because I don't have fucking health insurance right now 🤘🏼🙃

sorry, friends, but I've dissociated and I'm only on my phone for memes

Tales of WFH: Got absorbed in a pressing deadline right after waking up and ended up working naked in bed until 1:00 pm. The kit-kats were pleased.

2/3 have arrived, I will not be available for the remainder of the day