Jonah Magar
@octopusjones
Serial iterator. Musical orchestrator. Library game collector / services promulgator. Streaming the Game Studies Guild at twitch.tv/gsgmsu
If you’re not paying, you’re the product! Adobe: 😂 y’all both, whether you like it or not!
If Jonny has $4 and wants to buy something for $6, how much more money does he need? Your first-grade teacher says $2. Math or common sense says $2 But, fuck you, parasite corp says $10, so Jonny ends up spending $14 total for a $6 snack. Because in capitalist America, parasite corp always wins!
Being old is great: Body decides THAT’S PLENTY OF SLEEP after no more than 4-6 hours. Anyway, time to drag this husk around the convention for another 16 straight hours!
Do dogs sense infrared or whatever emitters firing from our phones all the time? Is that why this guy shies away anytime the phone camera is pointed at him? It happens unmistakably consistently.
Absolutely fuck every retailer who does this shit. I already gave you my email. You do not need my phone number. You also don’t need to hit every passerby with the inescapable COOKIE AGREEMENT! SPIN THE WHEEL! GIVE US YOUR EMAIL! You’re fighting off your would-be customers with data mining.
How is there no way to stop this from popping up at EVERY single login??? There’s an “excluded websites” list user can’t modify directly. The option to exclude does not appear at all for apps.
Here's a better view, in case anyone thought I was joking. I no longer trust the inline suggestions to correct text in ANY Microsoft app, because this absurd nonsense has been getting worse for years now. You have taken a formerly good product and ruined it with AI "features" nobody wants. Shame.
Hey @microsoft.com, any chance you might consider going back to a dictionary for spelling/grammar, instead of determining "correctness" by whatever most users are doing? The cut-off text above the screenshot is, "...they are also capable of brevity." The suggestion is utterly incorrect.
How do dentists get away with this shit? “…if you miss your appointment, we’ll charge a fee, we will NOT reschedule, and you will wait SIX MONTHS…” That’s a paraphrase, but, how is a threat like this not considered medical malpractice??
You’ve heard of Metroidvanias, a genre derived from ancestors Metroid and Castlevania… Now get ready for the ported grandfather of Roguelikes!
Another day, another annoying AF design choice millions of users suffer to connect on the oligarchs’ platforms.
His ethos were always existentially threatening, but now…it’s personal. 🤬 President says “I don’t believe in libraries” 😡
Y’all. Timing! Would’ve been great before I spent hundreds on these lol
This is the nonsense we get when businesses can decide to quintuple down on unproven tech—especially when they do it purely out of misunderstanding and fear of being left behind if they don’t. Humanity’s billionaires paid to invest more than our collective souls, without even asking the group.
Fair. Highlight is up high in the screenshot. Point is the notable lack of anything that proves he is a Zionist.
Not sure how I can help, so…pet pics? I’d ask, but the question when I feel like that would just overwhelm me, so I hope this lands softly, and at least doesn’t hurt.
Who is responsible for THIS fresh hell? Everyone on iOS now has to nav through this UI element to clear a notification for EVERY MISSED CALL FROM AN UNKNOWN NUMBER??? Days since last furious about this: Zero (in perpetuity).
Je votre presente: le croissantaco. Finalement! J’ai le crêma dans le café!