Corpse Bridegroom
@octopussy31st
I just learned what “alt” means… so this is that. But not as interesting. In BKK. From Cali. Mind your business.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
I got jerked by my porn crush while I fingered him and honestly… I’m good. The guy I’m talking to is hotter than him.
Baby, there’s a place to put more than one penis, and it ain’t your heart…
Soooo I often use FLASHES which is when BlueSky is reduced to images and videos, which means I don’t often see your poems attached to your hole/dixk pix. It’s not an oversight. It’s the app. To prove it, I shall post an nsfw gif
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18 🐐
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case? She’d have it solved in under an hour… if a relative of hers was accused.
So I innocently liked a pic that had been RT’d into my TL and he blocked me. So when I reviewed their account using that handy bsky tool, I realized that I can’t just “Like” any random post because he was mad that I’m not a MAGA gay. Some of y’all be rting fools just cuz they got big dicks!
Look, I was raised in a different era and the word “hog” referred to a motorcycle. So if I ever say that word, I’m not referring to my dick.
That can’t happen… it’s pride month. Your headphones might be homophobic!
