Jordan
@oddityodssey
Bench monkey, cat owner, Chelsea FC supporter. 45 from Oak Cliff. Now your favorite jaded uncle.
So I’ve had my old frames since Bush was president. Finally got around to getting new ones. Feels weird, man.
The client brought in a rather lackluster bypass design with two of these aquamarines and asked me to make a solitaire with accent diamonds. This is what we came up with.
This took far too long to finish due to decisions I made well before I got to casting it. Still, the client loved it.
I see things like this and wonder how much the poster would agree with the statement: “At least we didn’t get another centrist Democrat in the White House, right?”
Cartier, you’re on my shit list. What the fuck are those screws? Right to repair laws will have to address the utter bullshit like this that watch companies pull. Guess I’ll have to pull out the special tool kit cause y’all gotta be dicks.
Why the fuck do I have a silver plated yoyo? This thing has to be 20 years old.
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet. Felix being a sexy boi.
I’ll give you a twofer, one national, one local. Bee Thousand was a formational record for me—the lo-fi aesthetic, the ramshackle song construction, the nonsensical lyrics—that still color my tastes. Redo the Stacks is the most perfect rock album—unpretentious, lo-fi, with a satisfying crunch.
Since @magentaratgirl.bsky.social said she wanted to see my tortured college days (including grad school) here's a series running from when I was 19 to 27 (grad school took a while). I was very under weight in the second picture. And I feel very old now.
Felix and my nephew enjoying Christmas presents (the blanket is technically for me but clearly he’s claimed it for himself.)
“Can you have these today?” Yeah, thanks, Merry Christmas y’all. 4ct each, mind you.
This reminds me of one of the worst books I’ve ever read that for some reason had a former guitarist for Blondie write a preface for. Typical conspiracy nonsense slathered with layers of elitism, some horrific levels of misogyny and plenty of casual racism.
Just finished setting this for a very sweet customer. The colored stones are birthstones for both her husband and her son. To keep costs down we went with a sterling silver mounting, synthetic rubies, lab-grown diamonds and good quality citrines. I think it turned out well.
Not taking a dig at anyone in these, merely amused at the divergent views in my feed. In my mind, politics is an argument over how to live a good life. The problems come from the people who think there’s only one way to live a good life.