Pictured: allegedly reformed Al Qaeda militant meets the president of Syria

Conservative “intellectuals” without a hint of irony or self-awareness:

Just saw mitch mcconnell he looks great

Fortunately there is a united states in this tournament that the whole world can still cheer for

Damn they really went all-out for the entertainment at the swift-kelce wedding huh

Great how you have to constantly keep muting innocuous phrases on the website otherwise you get flooded with the stupidest Discourse imaginable

Two of my favorites of 2026 plus a Japanese 80s punk band I’d never heard of before, good stop on the way home from post-parade bar lunch

You know, bluesky turned into a hardcore Welsh Republican website so gradually I didn’t even notice

An overeducated incurious dullard hack might look at this moment in 2021-2022ish and assume that no new data would ever come in to complicate his perfect pretty picture of everything being great. Not that I’m talking about anyone in particular, of course

My timeline today:

When the possibility of the non-Sabres team winning is presented to me:

Swords in five

I’ve got stancil muted, and I only ever hear about him (way more frequently than I would like) because he’s constantly doing this exact thing. The dork is just a crybully with the biggest martyr complex on the whole damn internet! Nobody should give him the time of day.

I’m just gonna be dewey cox’s dad about the seating situation in my apartment for the next little while it’s fine I’ll get over it

What’s all this I hear about artemis are we talking about what would’ve happened if he’d pulled the trigger in this scene

I have seen Combat. That is a true statement, it is not stolen valor it is a 1000% fact. If I see them at another show I will be a Combat veteran