half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️

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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· 6d

ily spanish jackie

“now that’s what i call music” cover generated to say “THE BITCH who stole my JOY” from ofmd s1e3

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· 6d

*kylo ren voice* MORE!!!!!!

“now that’s what i call music” cover generated to say “YOU don’t belong in DOGGIE HEAVEN” from ofmd s1e6

“now that’s what i call music” cover generated to say “DOGGIE HEAVEN? is that a PIRATE TERM?” from ofmd s1e6

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· 6d

ofmd fandom stop pouncing on every new font generator meme that pops up challenge: failed

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Jun 28

😔 the eunuch won #DrawEdTeach

very messy doodle of onesie cat collar ed teach sitting like the stick figure sitting pretty meme with big eyes and :3 mouth and hearts around him

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Jun 22

anyway. this post is about stede

tumblr user draculagerard

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Jun 1

no reference sharpie doodle from memory is this at all recognizable

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· May 31

found a picrew that lets you do One Boob Top Surgery Scar so everyone say hi to my piratesona

cartoon drawing of a pale person with messy shoulder-length hair, wearing a sheer top with a very low neckline and a red jacket or cardigan that is hanging off one shoulder. the low neckline and sheer fabric of the shirt leave the person’s chest exposed, and we can see a mastectomy surgery scar where the person’s left breast would be

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· May 1

Screenshot of Izzy Hands in season 1 episode 9 of Our Flag Means Death, in the scene where he is speaking to the crew as their new captain. A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user girlmostlikely has been edited over it. The post says: Imagine hating me when all l've ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Apr 2

screenshot of the original “which could mean nothing” meme edited to say “Ed Teach not wearing leather jacket again during another visit to Stede Bonnet’s cabin which could mean nothing”

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Feb 18

hehehehhehehhe picrew.me/en/image_mak...

Semi-realistic artwork of two hands linked at the pinkies. The hand on the left is tan and tattooed, wearing black rings, a black sleeve, and a black bracelet with a heart. The nails are painted black with pink hearts, and this hand is holding an envelope sealed with a heart. The hand on the right is paler and freckled, wearing gold rings and a frilly white sleeve.

Artwork similar to the first, only instead of a hand on the left there is a purple tentacle twirling around the pinky of the freckled hand.

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Jan 31

me talking to my space heater btw

2 screenshots from s2e4 of ofmd. stede saying “i love being near you. it’s nice. it feels good.” to ed

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Dec 29

desperately needed this post during the rancid post s2 takes abt ed being abusive

screenshot of tumblr post by bananonbinary
Nov 11 2025

weird take about fiction: sometimes, actions that would be abusive in real life, hit different in a story. and sometimes i see people react very very strongly to those actions, and i totally get it, because like, that can be extremely triggering and ymmv on whether its handled well or not, but it always makes me a bit. hm.

like, i think the most obvious one is slapping/hitting. in real life, there is basically no situation where that is acceptable, unless you're actively defending yourself/someone else. but fiction is inherently larger than life, its about how it feels, subjectively, over what actually happens, literally. sometimes a character who has never before been violent will hit someone, and it's intended as like, an indicator of how fucked up everything is. that shit is going down. or, a character will trash a room, throwing things and destroying everything in their path. and then its never mentioned again, everything just continues as if they HADNT destroyed their own and other people's property in a frankly terrifying display, because it was just a cathartic moment to represent the storm of emotions the person was feeling. and when i see people like this character is an abuser, the story needs to address this, i think maybe its actually okay for fictional characters to do shitty things and not have it framed as shitty, by the story itself or even on any sort of meta level, with the intended audience reaction. sometimes the point is just to resonate with your emotions, not to dissect the literal sequence of events.

reblog addition of the previous screenshot by bananonbinary
Nov 11 2025

like obviously ive been on the 'you can portray whatever you want in fiction, its all a pretend game' train forever. but i think the important thing to me here is that, you can also defend bad things in fiction. not just 'they did everything wrong and i love that, but even 'they were 100% justified when they did [thing that would be extremely bad irl]! cause its like, ok, they did do that, but like it was the only way to tell the story well. dont worry about it.

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Dec 12

modern au mary & stede

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Nov 23

oh this is a fantastic link

Misinformation about Earthing
• Beware of Earthing Misinformation, Gaétan Chevalier, Ph.D.
• Earthing and Ground Currents
• Grounding Does Not Turn You Into an Antenna for EMFs

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Nov 18

me when someone mentions something im bored of and don’t care about anymore

meme of a person blurry bc they’re vibrating with excitement

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Nov 5

new edstede roleplay scenario just dropped

post by tumblr user homoquartz

i, a gentleman of good standing, punctually arrived at what i mistakenly believed was a horse auction, as i have been on the hunt for a steed, only to discover a conspiracy of pony fetishists mongering human flesh. they mistook my finery for the pomp of a prized dressage horse and urged me onto the block. imagine my chagrin! "nay! nay!" i protested, and well, you may guess how that went over

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Nov 5

was reminded of the plot bunny @dimplyowl.bsky.social and i cooked up where demi stede’s figuring out his sexuality & has a threesome w his new bestie ed & their mutual acquaintance applejack, then spends the whole threesome annoyed that applejack’s there.

stede: look at him, tell him how good he's being
aj: fuck, ed, that feels so-
stede: ugh, shut up, literally who asked you

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Oct 19

“i wish ofmd gave us a chance to get to understand who ed is”

Meme image of a crudely-drawn cat saying “you mean the fucking car?” edited to say “you mean the fucking innkeeper?”

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Oct 15

tbh the real gremlin moment is how much this question is me throwing pots and kettles inside my glass house

screenshot of an iphone email app with a red notification bubble indicating the existence of Seven Hundred And Seven unread emails

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Oct 13

this is me projecting btw. everyone tell my dog to drink water now

brown poodle mix(?) dog curled up against a pillow sleeping. she is remarkably puppy-looking for a dog who is 14-16 years old

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Sep 5

previous image (Digital doodle of Ed with postpartum belly dispassionately expressing milk from one of his fat hairy tits) but with a really shittily drawn stick figure with its mouth open and tongue out to catch the milk squirting out of ed’s tit. cannot stress enough how poorly drawn this stick figure is especially compared to the beautifully sketched ed teach right next to it. such good volume on the tits and tummy. cannot stop staring. if i get too graphic on the alt text i think i’d need to censor the post which would be really funny to me. boy this is a lot of words tho. sorry im high

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Sep 3

this post brought to u by me finding out a few days ago that this post ended up in someone’s video essay

ourflagmeansgayrights
Oct 26, 2023

actually can we stop talking about “deserve” when it comes to characters dying in fiction. not everything is a fable with a moral lesson to be learned. romeo and juliet didn’t “deserve” to die. bambi’s mom didn’t “deserve” to die. izzy dying in the finale doesn’t mean ofmd is saying that certain types of queer people “deserve” to die. fictional death can serve more narrative purposes than just punishment for the character doing the dying.

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Sep 2

got mad about my little pony AUs and accidentally ended up writing textual analysis. u know how it is

ourflagmeansgayrights
Jun 10, 2024

yknow what i wanna go back to what i was talking abt on the original post tho. ed's cutie mark is one of my most unimportant yet burning pet peeves in the ofmd fandom (up there with fics where stede is shy about cursing, jack showing up in AUs as an ex boyfriend ed can't stand, and izzy being included in the hornigold era). i have ranted abt this on discord before but ed's cutie mark is not the kraken it's not some edgy pirate thing his cutie mark is the red silk folded into a heart and he covers it up with something edgy. almost every mlp au art i see of ed gives him some sort of kraken or pirate themed cutie mark and i'm sorry but that's WRONG!!! i may not know much abt mlp but i have a phd in understanding edward teach and at the core of his being he is a big ol softie who loves so so much and so so deeply and he's lived a life where he had to hide that soft tender center bc he knows showing vulnerability means getting hurt. ed picked up violence as a necessary tool of survival but he goes out of his way to minimize how much violence he has to actually commit, from fuckeries where intimidation minimizes the bloodshed to
"technically i didn't kill those guys, the fire killed them" rationalizations. ed does not revel in violence, he is not defined by his career in violence.

the times when he is most capable of performing brutal and unrestrained violence are when he is fighting to protect the people he loves. ed teach is defined by LOVE the core of his character is about love the whole reason he became suicidal is bc he thought he was inherently unlovable!!! he yearned for love his whole life but he thought it was something he couldn't have and the heartbreak of that nearly fucking killed him!!!!!! but yeah uhhh let's put a fuckin uhhhhh. squid. on horseled's ass. that really encapsulates his character for sure. let's put a jolly roger on his ass, that's definitely a good symbol for this character who spent two entire seasons saying "i want to retire so fucking bad please please please someone let me retire from piracy"

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Sep 2

also another crucial detail courtesy of tags that @ourfag.bsky.social left on this post

ourflagmeansgayrights
Jun 23, 2024

#i also feel like an underrated element of do you wanna do something weird' is ed's delivery #in the canon scene i mean. he doesnt say ‘do u wanna do something weird? 😏’ he says 'do u wanna do something weird? 🥹’ #it is with the joy and tenderness of an autistic child who has just found out their new friend likes to play wolves just as much as they do (@ourfag)

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️@ofmgayrights· Sep 1

happy dickfuck day. in honor of this holiday im crossposting an old tumblr post ft my in depth analysis of what makes the outfit swap scene in that ep so good