Tristan Salazar

@ofnadwy

Commie. Mutant. Traitor. he/they fo/nhw Mewn undeb mae nerth

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Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir ofnadwy.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jul 20

“Placename mentioned” meme, with Einstürzende Neubauten frippery added

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jul 17

I live in NY, but we were back visiting SF in November of 2018 which was the first time I experienced the smoke being so bad we needed masks. But also, we went through this just 3 years ago in NY, so I don’t understand people acting like this is new now!

View of sky and buildings from an office building window in midtown Manhattan. The sky is the color of ripe cantaloupe flesh.

Screenshot of a map of the NYC metro area with an overlay of shades of purple representing the AQI. A marker at Manhattan lists the AQI at 413

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jul 17

Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon:

“My job here is done.”

“But you didn’t do anything.”

<Tuxedo Mask swirls away>

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jul 15

Pretty sure I know @charliejane.bsky.social ‘s and @jvwest.bsky.social’s also

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jul 15

My 7 Part Pact game

The seven mercenaries hired by Shad in Roger Corman’s Sci-Fi Magnificent Seven re-imagining, BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS (plus Shad and his love interest Nanelia)

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jul 5

I did pretty well for also cooking pancakes at the same time!

Clues By Sam July 5th (Hard)
Solved in less that 13 minutes (no errors)

https://cluesbysam.com/s/help/9a2f55622757?state=%2F%2F%2Fw

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jul 2

Old “someone is wrong on the internet xkcd cartoon with one word of the text replaced.

Cueball is sitting at a desk typing and responding to someone off panel:

Are you coming to bed?

I can’t. This is important.

What?

Someone is RIGHT on the internet.

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jun 25

(Weirdly I couldn’t find a gif of this salute, what is the internet coming too)

Benny Hill as Fred Scuttle in his archaic security guard uniform, saluting with a gormless smile

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jun 22

A vampire that isn’t Dracula

Sheila Vand as The Girl in Ana Lily Amirpour’s A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jun 16

Dress for the job you want

A black and white photo of unknown provenance of a nude woman in a long cape wearing a large realistic owl head and carrying a large curved sickle

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jun 14

The Prisoner title card showing the iconic pennyfarthing bicycle

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jun 12

My daughter: I’m playing a game called Ore Clicker Me:

Ice T on Law & Order: SVU telling some other guy, “The kids call it ‘orc licking’. Next thing they know they’re digging through the trash for spare dice and zine-making supplies.”

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Jun 9

A Real Man WILL NEVER SCAB! (Quote post w/ your header)

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· May 30

A little arts & crafts to make my next attempt at @hellomcdm.bsky.social’s Crows playtest a little easier

Four zine booklets made from the playtest rules and The Blood Library adventure for MCDM’s dungeon crawler Crows

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· May 26

The Thing (John Carpenter, 1982)

A piebald cat and a piebald dog snuggled up together such that it’s momentarily difficult to determine where one begins and the other ends

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· May 25

An illustration of a cute fluffy bunny wearing a scale armor coif and holding a morning star flail in its adorable little paws.

It is captioned:

soft

but not available
for mistreatment

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· May 20

Some of the pics on my phone have metadata that places them (in some cases, impossibly) earlier than my acquiring a phone that could take pictures, but here’s the first one I took that I still have:

View from the 5th floor of an apartment building in San Francisco’s Sunset neighborhood, looking west along Judah from 9th Ave. The sky is overcast.

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· May 18

An screenshot of Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social wearing an evening jacket and teal bow tie, and is standing infrom of a rented bouncy castle. He is captioned saying, ”… deciding that they need even more cameras next time”

It’s from his “Why was I invited to go behind the scenes at Beast Games S2” video

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· May 7

Sorry, I’ve just been reminded that there is a clear winner (no gif is coming up, unfortunately)

Jorge Sanz as Fernando (dressed in a maid’s uniform) & Ariadna Gil as Violetta (in a 1931 Spanish Army uniform with a drawn-on pencil mustache) in Belle Époque

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Apr 26

Garan, a kaiju from Ultraman. He looks like some bizarre cross between a fish and a lizard with a spiky belly and large clawed flippers.

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Apr 24

Calpurnia is the poster child for “NO GIVE ONLY THROW”

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Apr 13

Yes but also

A traditional Thai mask showing a demon’s face. It’s white with blue embellishments around the black eyes and red mouth and horns. Huge curled tusks jut out from the grimacing mouth

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Mar 29

Peace in our time

A piebald, polydactyl cat and a piebald pittie dog each curled up and snoozing next to each other on a turquoise sofa

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Mar 28

💤

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Mar 22

I was just served the most intensely bizarre LLM-generated ad for an impossible product on DuoLingo. Honestly one of the most deranged things I’ve ever seen.

Page selling bizarre deep fried whole crabs, supposedly Alaskan Snow Crab but they’re maybe 2” across?

More crab ad:
NO. 1
A SINGLE BITE, THE CRUNCH EXPLODES! REPURCHASE RATE SKYROCKETS TO 98%

Crispy ready-to-eat small sea crab
Discover the ultimate snack upgrade: Wild Alaskan crabs, harvested from pristine deep-sea waters.
They are baked at a unique low temperature to lock in natural flavor and freshness while removing excess oil.
Enjoy a powerfully crunchy texture where even the shells become edible and crisp. Each bite is packed with high-quality protein, natural calcium, and Omega-3, yet remains low in calories and guilt-free.
Perfect for lunch boxes, a heart-healthy evening snack, or sharing with the family. This is a limited seasonal offering, available only right after molting when shells are thinnest and meat is plumpest.
Order now and receive double the amount for free. Your satisfaction is guaranteed with our tenfold refund promise if the taste doesn't delight you

White GenAI couple with their GenAI child who is eating an entire whole crab (which is now about 8” across)

0 Preservative
LOW FAT, HIGH PROTEIN SNACK
SUITABLE FOR PREGNANT WOMEN AND CHILDREN

(Also watching dramas is the best alternative to potato chips)

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Mar 21

What about Spiny Norman?

A huge cartoonish hedgehog looms out of the Thames

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Mar 20

The Eye poster image from DUNE pt. 3 with text in the Dune poster art font over it
SWEET
WHAT’S MINE SAY?

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Mar 14

I did name a cocktail a Neon Chrysanthemum in reference to you (it’s a dirty gin Gibson martini, but with red pearl onions quick-pickled in lime juice instead of regular cocktail onions)

A martini glass with a bright pink liquid with an even brighter pink onion suspended within

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Mar 12

The dog is long

A piebald pittie stretched out along a couch

Tristan Salazar@ofnadwy· Mar 11

Hello, and welcome to my unboxing video