OGintheHood

@oginthehood

Locked and Loaded—Zero Comments—Let the silence do the talking

401 Folgt212 Follower398 Posts

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir oginthehood.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

OGintheHood@oginthehood· 29d

Make it a magnet — let your fridge remind you to Fight Big Oil. www.facebook.com/share/p/1BRj... #ClimateActionNow #EndFossilFuelDependence #ElectrifyEverything #HeatPumpRevolution #EVTransition #ClimateActionNow #EndFossilFuelDependence #ElectrifyEverything #EVTransition #DivestFromOil

HOW WE CAN FIGHT BIG OIL

Make it a magnet — let your fridge remind you to Fight Big Oil.

1. Rethink Mobility (The Biggest Impact)
· Drive smarter: Combine errands into single trips (cold starts use more fuel), maintain proper tire pressure, and remove roof racks to reduce drag. Accelerate gently and coast to stops.
· Cut commute miles: Advocate for remote/hybrid work where possible, or shift to e-bikes/bicycles for short trips (under 5 miles). For carpooling, use apps like Waze Carpool.
· Right-size your next vehicle: When replacing a car, consider a Plug-in Hybrid (PHEV) for daily electric commutes with a gas backup, or a fully electric EV if you have home charging. You don’t need a massive SUV unless you regularly tow. This is especially important if you reside in an urban area.

2. Decarbonize Home Heating (Oil/Gas)
· Electrify efficiently: When your furnace/boiler dies, replace it with a heat pump (which runs on electricity and is 3-4x more efficient than resistance heating).
· Low-hanging fruit: Seal air leaks around windows/doors and add attic insulation. Lowering your thermostat by just 3°F in winter saves about 10% on heating oil/gas.

3. Reduce "Embedded" Oil (Plastics & Goods)
· Avoid virgin plastics: Oil is the feedstock for 99% of plastics. Buy glass, aluminum, or cardboard packaging when possible. Refuse single-use cutlery, bags, and water bottles.
· Buy durable over disposable: Synthetic fabrics (polyester, nylon) are oil-based. Wash them in cold water (reduces microplastic shedding) and buy second-hand to extend their life.
· Maintain, don't replace: Keep your phone, laptop, and appliances running longer—manufacturing them requires significant oil-based inputs.

4. Smart Food Choices
· Cut food waste: Wasted food squanders the oil used for fertilizers, pesticides, and transport. Plan meals and freeze leftovers.
· Shift proteins: Beef and lamb have a high oil/fertilizer footprint. Swapping just 2 beef meals a week for chicken, pork, or plant-based …

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jul 12

Trump killed Chevron's Venezuela revenue system last year, claiming without evidence it benefited Maduro. Maduro gone, the same system is coming back under a different name. @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com www.theyknewfirst.com

VELOCITY | theyknewfirst.com | OldGoat InTheHood

Same Pipes, Different Owner
Trump killed Chevron's Venezuela revenue system last year, claiming without evidence that it benefited Maduro. With Maduro gone, the same system is coming back under a different name.

By OldGoat InTheHood | Published July 11, 2026

CROSS-REFERENCE
This dispatch extends “The $250 Million Introduction” (Day 123, June 30, 2026),

https://www.theyknewfirst.com/venezuela-oil
and
https://www.theyknewfirst.com/VELOCITY/velocity-venezuela-vitol-the-introduction
which established the Vitol/Trafigura contract awards, the $6M Addison donation, the Qatari bank routing, and the outstanding GAO referral. New reporting since then adds the governance structure sitting above that trading mechanism, and one clean reversal worth its own section. Read together, not as competing pieces.
#VenezuelaOil
#TrumpForeignPolicy
#ChevronVenezuela
#MarcoRubio
#Geopolitics
Six months after U.S. commandos captured Nicolás Maduro, Secretary of State Marco Rubio has become, in the words of officials who work with him, the “viceroy” of Venezuela — a title this dashboard did not choose and is not the first to use, but one worth taking at face value given what it now describes. He has not visited the country since the operation. He does not need to. The U.S. Treasury receives the revenue from most of Venezuela's oil exports, then disburses it back through the country's banking system on conditions Rubio's team sets. The Times's own description of the arrangement is apt enough to use directly: an allowance, paid by a parent to a child.

THE REVERSAL
Under the Biden administration, Chevron — Venezuela's largest private oil producer — funneled the revenue share it owed the Venezuelan government through the country's private banks, which sold the dollars for bolívars to local companies for imports and investment. Trump scrapped that system after retaking office, claiming, without evidence presented then or since, …

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jul 11

THE MONEY Golden Dome's funding runs through 2 separate legislative tracks that are routinely conflated in press coverage, the dashboard keeps them apart. www.facebook.com/share/p/1DLW... #velocityistheweapon @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com www.theyknewfirst.com

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jul 11

The story raises questions about how the Freedom Fuel Network branding was assembled & financed, & whether additional info about ownership becomes public. www.facebook.com/share/p/1ELU... #velocityistheweapon @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com www.theyknewfirst.com

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jul 9

www.facebook.com/share/p/1CMj... Kushner - Witkoff broker is collapsing, live. Both made public promises before taking this work: Kushner said wouldn't raise money for four years, Witkoff said he was divesting. www.theyknewfirst.com @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com

VELOCITY | theyknewfirst.com | OldGoat InTheHood

THE SPECIAL ENVOYS — DAY 131 — JULY 8, 2026
The Peace Dividend
Tonight the cease-fire Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff helped broker is collapsing, live, in real time. Both men made public promises before taking this work: Kushner said he wouldn't raise money for four years, Witkoff said he was divesting. Both promises were broken, incompletely kept, or abandoned — while both men kept negotiating with, and profiting from, the same governments on the other side of the table.
$6.16B — Affinity Partners AUM, 99% foreign-funded
$1.2B — Raised by Affinity in the past year alone
$623M — Qatar's purchase of Witkoff's Park Lane Hotel, 2023
3 - Congressional investigations now open into Kushner alone

The Fund They Pitched:
This site www.theyknewfirst.com has already documented the $300 billion Iran reconstruction fund: (“The Fund That Isn't A Fund,” Day 109) — a vehicle with no named general partner, built into the framework of the now-collapsing cease-fire. What's newly confirmed: the fund wasn't just structured by Witko and Kushner, it was pitched by them — proposed to Iranian and mediator counterparts as a combination of real estate development and an investment vehicle for Tehran, according to the New York Times. Given tonight's developmentsJuly 8, — President Trump declaring the cease-fire “over” after renewed strikes on Iran — the fund's status is now genuinely uncertain. Whether any legal entity has actually been formed to administer it, and whether it survives the collapse of the underlying deal, are open questions worth tracking regardless of how the war proceeds.
Kushner: The Broken Pledge
In December 2024, weeks after the election, Kushner told podcast host Patrick O'Shaughnessy on Invest Like the Best:
"We pre-emptively tried to avoid any conflicts, so we don't have to raise capital for the next four years." — Jared Kushner, December 2024
He has since done the opposite. Affinity Partners' assets under man…

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jul 5

www.facebook.com/share/p/1APF... Florida airport is renamed for sitting president - 1st time in history. The trademark on that name not owned by the government - owned by private company. #velocityistheweapon @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com www.theyknewfirst.com

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jul 5

www.facebook.com/share/p/1Jck... #velocityistheweapon it sits inside a 501(c)(3), it avoids competitive bidding, NPF told Congress that anonymous donors stay anonymous. Democrats call it a financial black box. @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com www.theyknewfirst.com

VELOCITY | OldGoat InTheHood
www.theyknewfirst.com
OldGoat InTheHood

THE BIRTHDAY FUND
Who Paid For The Party

Congress spent ten years building America250, a bipartisan commission created in 2016 to plan the nation’s 250th birthday. Nine months ago, the White House built its own version, gave it no congressional oversight, routed federal money Congress had intended for America250 into this new structure, and opened the door to corporate sponsors — including several companies the President personally holds stock in and many with billions in federal business pending before his administration.

Freedom 250, the nonprofit at the center of this, was quietly incorporated in October 2025 as a subsidiary of the National Park Foundation. Because it sits inside a 501(c)(3), it avoids competitive bidding, standard accounting rules, and donor transparency. NPF leadership has already told Congress that anonymous donors will stay anonymous. Democrats call it a financial black box.

The operation appears to run on a single executive, Keith Krach — a Trump donor — while Interior Secretary Doug Burgum has said it’s effectively run out of the White House. The money pipeline traces back to the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, signed July 4, 2025, which eliminated direct congressional funding for America250 and instead routed $150M through the Interior Department for “events, celebrations, and activities.” That restructuring is what allowed $126M in federal grants and contracts to flow toward Freedom 250 and Trump‑ally‑controlled entities, including a $68.3M grant line that ballooned from $5M to over $68M in three months.

One awarded contract went to Event Strategies Inc., the firm involved in organizing the rally preceding January 6. Personnel ties run straight from Trump’s campaign apparatus into the nonprofit now controlling the money: Chris LaCivita sits on the NPF board; Meredith O’Rourke has been implicated in soliciting Freedom 250 donations. The President personally holds …

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jul 5

www.facebook.com/share/p/1Eex... @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com www.theyknewfirst.com

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jul 1

The Referee Is Fired: SCOTUS Clears the Board for the Corruption We Already Logged By OldGoat InTheHood | June 30, 2026 www.facebook.com/share/p/1GrQ... #SCOTUS @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com www.theyknewfirst.com

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jun 27

The OldGoat Inthehood is feeling slightly satirical today… www.facebook.com/share/p/1JYJ... #velocityistheweapon #SCOTUS @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com www.theyknewfirst.com

The Newer Testament
According to Fox
The Book of Revelations
As Revealed by Trump

Chapter 1
1. The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John: But lo, the angel was delayed at the border, so the baton was passed to the host of the seven-headed cable network.
2. And I heard a great voice from the studio, saying, "I am the Alpha and the Omega—but more importantly, I am the Ratings. I am he who liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, and have the keys of hell and of prime-time."
3. And the host said unto the multitudes: "Fear not, brethren, for the storm is upon us. But take heart, for the network hath sent a savior, and he is orange of complexion and gold of tooth."
4. And his name shall be called Wonderful Counselor, The Mighty God, The Everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace—and also, Executive Producer.

Chapter 2
1. And I saw a great beast rising up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns were ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. And the beast spoke with a voice of thunder: "This is the greatest book ever written—many people are saying it."
2. And the beast opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven. And it was said unto him, "Sir, you are being fact-checked."
3. And the beast replied, "Wrong. I am the only truth. The Fake News Media is the father of lies. I alone am your source."
4. And the kings of the earth gathered together, and the princes of the airwaves, to give their power and strength unto the beast. These were CNN, MSNBC, and the host of the New York Times. But they were cast down into the pit of irrelevance, and their ratings plummeted like a stone

Chapter 3
1. And I looked, and behold, a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went…

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jun 26

Iran $12 Billion Already Moving. U.S. Says It Isn't. Both SidesTalking About the Same Memorandum, Signed 5 Days Apart in Public, Same Two Governments @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com www.theyknewfirst.com www.facebook.com/share/p/1YgV...

theyknewfirst.com | OldGoat InTheHood | VELOCITY Series
June 25, 2026 · Day 116

FOUR OFFICIALS, ONE NUMBER, NO AGREEMENT
Iran Says the $12 Billion Is Already Moving. The U.S. Says It Isn't. Both Sides Are Talking About the Same Memorandum, Signed Five Days Apart in Public, by the Same Two Governments

Iran's own technical negotiator said the release of $12 billion in frozen funds would move ‘immediately into the implementation phase.’ Hours later, the U.S. vice president described a proposal that hadn't been agreed to at all.

I. The Number
Twelve billion dollars is the figure Iran's chief negotiator, parliamentary speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, gave Iranian state media on June 22: two separate $6 billion tranches of frozen Iranian funds, to be released under Article 11 of the Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding. Ghalibaf said preliminary arrangements had been made during a trip to Qatar, with final signing completed during the delegation's visit to Switzerland.

He was specific about what the money represented. Article 11 of the MOU — the frozen-assets provision — and Article 10 — the oil, petrochemical, and banking-sanctions waiver — were, in his telling, immediate winning points for Iran. Oil sanctions had been lifted until a final agreement is reached. The $12 billion was moving.

One day later, Iran's deputy foreign minister and head of its technical negotiating team, Kazem Gharibabadi, told Iran's state news agency IRNA that the Switzerland talks had ended with understandings on four working groups and de-escalation processes for Hormuz and Lebanon — and that the $12 billion release would move “immediately into the implementation phase.” No preconditions were mentioned in his account.

II. The Same Day, A Different Account
Vice President JD Vance, at a news conference after the same round of talks, described something else: a U.S. proposal under which any unfreezing of Iranian assets would require both the United States and Qatar to approve how the…

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jun 19

www.theyknewfirst.com/VELOCITY/the... Iran Asked for $400 Billion in War Reparations. It Got a $300 Billion Private Investment Vehicle Instead #velocityistheweapon @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com www.facebook.com/share/p/1FHs...

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jun 19

www.facebook.com/share/p/1E6v... YACHT, ISLAND, BOMBED-OUT BUILDING Introduction Aboard a Friend's Boat Became 3 Sovereign-Land Developments in Two Countries #velocityistheweapon @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com www.theyknewfirst.com

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jun 2

@why.bsky.team www.facebook.com/share/p/18pM...

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jun 2

@bsky.app www.facebook.com/share/p/18pM...

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Jun 1

www.facebook.com/share/p/1EUR... Follow the link to our group Just research articles and summarize— use Ai if helpful #velocityistheweapon @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology @aendra.com

If someone here is ready to take point as our chief researcher on the Texas detention centers, we could use your help gathering reliable information and keeping the group informed. Please leave your name in the comments below

Texas immigration detention centers are facing a documented surge in overcrowding, medical neglect, child welfare violations, and prolonged confinement, according to multiple recent reports from early 2026. Below is a clear, sourced breakdown of what’s happening.

Severe problems at the South Texas Family Residential Center (Dilley, TX)

• Nearly 600 children held in recent months — far above safe capacity. AP News
• Insufficient food, medical care, and mental‑health services for children and families. AP News
• Detention far beyond the 20‑day limit established under the Flores settlement. AP News
• Virus outbreaks in December and January leading to extended lockdowns. AP News
• A 13‑year‑old girl attempted suicide after staff withheld antidepressants and denied reunification with her mother. AP News

Advocates report that even as the number of children dropped to ~85 by mid‑March, conditions remained dangerous. AP News

2. Reports of retaliation, limited communication, and medical neglect.
Advocacy groups warn that detainees in Texas facilities face:
• Retaliation for speaking out about conditions.
• Inadequate medical care and difficulty accessing treatment.
• Restricted communication with the outside world.
These findings come from reporting by Prism in early 2026. Prism

3. Broader pattern of abuse and inhumane conditions.

The ACLU has documented:

• Physical abuse
• Unsanitary living conditions
• Systemic medical neglect
• Psychological harm from prolonged detention
These reports describe conditions at the largest U.S. immigration detention centers, several of which are in Texas. American Civ...

OGintheHood@oginthehood· May 11

America Fought a War and Beijing Won the Peace Making China Great Again Here are the receipts Inside Trader Dashboard: www.theyknewfirst.com #velocityistheweapon @skyfeed.xyz #EconSky @bsky.app #USPOL #sociology #sociology @aendra.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com #SCOTUS

Making China Great Again Or: How America Fought a War and Beijing Won the Peace

VELOCITY · OldGoat InTheHood theyknewfirst.com
OldGoat InTheHood · VELOCITY · Day 70 · May 10, 2026 · Image by: Richard Taters
In November 2025, the Old Goat wrote that while Americans argued over gas stoves and debated whether Taylor Swift was a Pentagon psy-op, the rest of the world was quietly building a new financial architecture — and Trump was helping China lay it with gold-plated spikes and silver rails.
That was satire.
Here are the receipts.
On May 14, 2026, the President of the United States will fly to Beijing. He will be accompanied by his son Eric — the man who manages the family's blockchain portfolio, co-founded a Bitcoin mining company dependent on Chinese equipment, and serves as chief strategy officer of American Bitcoin, which posted an $82 million net loss in the first quarter of 2026. Yes… that Eric Trump— will be attending in a 'personal capacity as a supportive son.' He will not be participating in private meetings.
The same president who spent years prosecuting Joe Biden for allowing Hunter to accompany him to China as Vice President. The accusation: using a father's influence to secure Chinese financial backing for personal investments. In 2019, Trump publicly invited China to open an investigation into the Bidens for exactly this.
The receipts are now in the same family. The architecture is in the same plane.

— COLUMN ONE —
The Inventory
Here is what the United States spent between February 28 and May 10, 2026, Day 70 of Operation Epic Fury:
$25 billion: in direct war expenditure.
185 Americans killed.
Three carrier battle groups committed to the Gulf simultaneously.
82nd Airborne deployed.
Munitions stockpiles drawn down. Pentagon estimates 18–24 months to reconstitute assets required for credible Pacific deterrence.
54 documented naval strikes. Zero congressional authorization.
551 Iranian ballistic missiles intercepted. Every interceptor used is a…

OGintheHood@oginthehood· May 9

The Russia-Ukraine Ceasefire Read the Truth Social post cold: three-day ceasefire, The Old Goats instinct is— everything Trump has an angle. Here’s what’s underneath this one: www.facebook.com/share/p/1GSt... www.theyknewfirst.com #USPOL #sociology #sociology @aendra.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com

OGintheHood@oginthehood· May 9

@aendra.com VELOCITY · BLOOD MONEY · THE CLOSING What China Gets And What VELOCITY · BLOOD MONEY · THE CLOSING · Carried forward from Architecture of Permanence www.facebook.com/share/p/1ArF... www.theyknewfirst.com #velocityistheweapon #BloodMoney #FollowTheMoney #Geopolitics

OGintheHood@oginthehood· May 6

Silence Is the Method Day 66 · May 6, 2026 CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS · SCOTUS EDITION · CRONY CAPITALISM · Carried forward from VELOCITY “Architecture of Permanence” www.facebook.com/share/p/18X9... #velocityistheweapon #JaredKushner #stevenwitcoff #scotusiscorrupt #Accountability #SCOTUS

OGintheHood@oginthehood· May 6

#EconSky Silence Is the Method Day 66 · May 6, 2026 CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS · SCOTUS EDITION · CRONY CAPITALISM · Carried forward from VELOCITY “Architecture of Permanence” www.facebook.com/share/p/18X9... #velocityistheweapon #JaredKushner #stevenwitcoff #scotusiscorrupt #Accountability #SCOTUS

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Apr 20

www.facebook.com/share/p/1Cjb... We are led by people who not only can't plan a war right, they can't even successfully execute a surrender. #StraitOfHormuz #GeoPoliticsNews #Geopolitics #OilCrisis #TrumpCrypto #MiddleEastCrisis #JaredKushner

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Apr 16

Control facts produced is a government that controls which facts exist. Woke, weaponized, wasteful are the three W(s) organizing principle of the domestic side of the federal budget. #Politics #Budget #Government #Power #Accountability #geopolitics #FollowTheMoney at: fb.me/g/5Ca0u2xAc/...

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Apr 15

www.facebook.com/share/p/1RmL... The Absent Party Arrives #FollowTheMoney #BloodMoney #IranWar #MiddleEastCrisis Stories mentioned can be found at: fb.me/g/5Ca0u2xAc/...

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Apr 12

The Question Not Asked www.facebook.com/share/p/1Tgi... #JaredKushner #FollowTheMoney #BloodMoney #Irannews

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Apr 10

www.facebook.com/share/p/194k... DON’T CALL HIM A COWARD. Why the TACO Framing Is Politically Satisfying, Strategically Reckless, and Analytically Wrong #taco

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Apr 9

www.facebook.com/share/p/1B2N... WAR RECEIPTS #Geopolitics #StraitOfHormuz #BloodMoney #PakistanMediation #IranCeasefire

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Apr 8

www.facebook.com/share/p/18m9... WHAT WE KNOW NOW #SteveWhitkoff #JaredKushner #TrumpIran #IranCeasefire #IranWar

BLOOD MONEY / VELOCITY | DISPATCH NINE

THE DEAL

BLOOD MONEY / VELOCITY | DISPATCH NINE

THE DEAL

OldGoat InTheHood | April 7, 2026

Tonight, just before eight o’clock Eastern time, the United States and Iran reached a ceasefire. Pakistan brokered it. China intervened at the last hour to bring Tehran across the line. The Strait of Hormuz will reopen, conditionally, for two weeks, while both sides negotiate what comes next.

Brent crude dropped sixteen dollars in minutes. Asian markets opened sharply higher. The war, for tonight, has paused. And this Old Goat, who has been documenting this architecture for nine dispatches, wants to be precise about what just happened, what it means, and what it does not mean, because the ceasefire is not the end of the story. It is the intermission. And what happens in the intermission tells you everything about what the next act will bring. WHAT THE DEAL IS

Pakistan proposed a two-week ceasefire. Iran agreed, after China applied pressure that the Pakistanis alone could not. The Strait will reopen with conditions, meaning Iranian military coordination will be required for passage, which is not the unconditional opening Trump demanded but is the functional equivalent of one for the next fourteen days. Iran’s national security council called it a victory. Trump announced it on Truth Social. Both sides declared they got what they wanted. That is what a deal looks like when nobody actually won.

The cease-fire extends to Lebanon, covering the Israel-Hezbollah front as well. Israeli strikes on Iran are suspended for two weeks. American strikes have stopped. Fourteen days from now, if no permanent settlement is reached, we are back here. At this exact moment. With the same pressures, the same financial architecture, the same cornered psychology, and a military that has burned through munitions at a rate that General Caine reportedly found alarming before the first shot was fired.

Log that my fellow friends. The two-week clock starte…

BLOOD MONEY / VELOCITY | DISPATCH NINE

THE DEAL

OldGoat InTheHood | April 7, 2026

Tonight, just before eight o’clock Eastern time, the United States and Iran reached a ceasefire. Pakistan brokered it. China intervened at the last hour to bring Tehran across the line. The Strait of Hormuz will reopen, conditionally, for two weeks, while both sides negotiate what comes next.

Brent crude dropped sixteen dollars in minutes. Asian markets opened sharply higher. The war, for tonight, has paused. And this Old Goat, who has been documenting this architecture for nine dispatches, wants to be precise about what just happened, what it means, and what it does not mean, because the ceasefire is not the end of the story. It is the intermission. And what happens in the intermission tells you everything about what the next act will bring. WHAT THE DEAL IS

Pakistan proposed a two-week ceasefire. Iran agreed, after China applied pressure that the Pakistanis alone could not. The Strait will reopen with conditions, meaning Iranian military coordination will be required for passage, which is not the unconditional opening Trump demanded but is the functional equivalent of one for the next fourteen days. Iran’s national security council called it a victory. Trump announced it on Truth Social. Both sides declared they got what they wanted. That is what a deal looks like when nobody actually won.

The cease-fire extends to Lebanon, covering the Israel-Hezbollah front as well. Israeli strikes on Iran are suspended for two weeks. American strikes have stopped. Fourteen days from now, if no permanent settlement is reached, we are back here. At this exact moment. With the same pressures, the same financial architecture, the same cornered psychology, and a military that has burned through munitions at a rate that General Caine reportedly found alarming before the first shot was fired.

Log that my fellow friends. The two-week clock started tonight.

WHAT HAPPENED TODAY, IN ORDER:

Thi…

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Apr 7

Somewhere in Tehran tonight, the za’atar is still on the shelf— on The Eve of Destruction www.facebook.com/share/p/1Can... #JaredKushner #SteveWitkoff #IranWar #Trump #WarCrimes

OGintheHood@oginthehood· Apr 1

www.facebook.com/share/p/18Z3... April Fool’s Wisdom #StraitofHormuz #IranWar #Trump #MAGA