Me examining a new follower.

They *wish* they could create something as cool as this guy.

Correctly implementing timezones and DST is almost fractally complicated. Viz this image that I have saved on my laptop as dst_is_fucked.png - which shows a path crossing a single US state that, if correctly represented, would require switching in and out of DST 10 times.

And people say I'm hard to shop for.

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny (and include ALT text)

Same as it ever was.

Alternatively:

I see that the Machine Elves running The Simulation have accidentally promoted the work experience lad's first Unity project into the production instance.

Found elsewhere on BSky, but I can't find the original now...

I saw this one as well recently.

My standing instructions to these things:

Apropos of nothing in particular.

I can't wait to hear the hilarious string of mishaps and coincidences that led to him being in goal. #football #facup

Me waiting for Santa.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Happy Fascist Astronaut day to those who celebrate.

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Minor edit: A bookshelf full of comics which he doesn't understand:

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Lest we forget.

Someone show this graphic to the UK Labour party & explain to them, in words of one syllable that "Vote for the Establishment melts or you'll get something worse" isn't cutting it with young people any more. The numbers are not on their side, and are only getting worse.

Many in the EU see this as a slippery slope towards a Switzerland-style arrangment (remember, Switzerland is *not* in the EEA) - and they do not want a repeat of this:

Short notice, but folks in #manchester - there's an appeal to go and help defend South Hotel tomorrow from the fash who are threatening refugees living there. #antifa #antifascist