When you think you’re reading a particularly incisive @nytpitchbot.bsky.social post, but it’s the actual nyt

I can think of some counterexamples

College professor finds love, religion

If I saw a movie where the guy who “fixed” the reflecting pool was this guy, and his company was named “Greenwater Services,” I’d think the director was laying it on way too thick

@apple is this iOS update compatible with my phone case (right)

(shrug)

No Irish need apply, I guess

The other site has funny juxtapositions

Why is this guy 1300 until the endgame, where he’s suddenly Magnus

Sometimes “word people” are not “numbers people”

Honestly I think this guy gets forgiven by his community if he just apologizes in the right tone for “THE inappropriate relationship”

i sense a trend

Impeachment is a critical path to prosecution

I couldn’t resist

Offering to give up a Nobel Peace Prize in order to secure peace for your country is what makes someone worthy of receiving a Nobel Peace Prize. Attacking a country and strongarming someone there to take their Nobel Peace Prize is pretty definitive proof that you don’t deserve one.

Yesterday gamelan, today, this. Spelling bee hates Asian instruments I guess

Oh come on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamelan

With the appellate legend, @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social, for a great dinnner and catchup

I wouldn’t even go that far

Oh look, this plane has measles

Happy Columbus Day

Old English and Beowulf nerds cry softly (sniff)

When your programming skills are too old

This is a graph of how much Trump raised your taxes

NYT out here just doing Onion memes

Thinking about military parades for some reason

Had the privilege of arguing today. Whatever the results may be, I’m always grateful for the rule of law. #appellateplaces #appellatesky