Annuh (@ohaniceking) · DIRTY

Annuh

@ohaniceking

Today is a good day to die

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Annuh@ohaniceking· Jul 22

getting warmer

The telltale purple and pink cityscape of roku city, but jimothy, the deformed seattle raccoon, is also there for some reason

Annuh@ohaniceking· Jul 22

jimothy sighted in fucking roku city ig

The iconic pink and purple setting of Roku City, but inexplicably, jimothy, the deformed racoon from seattle, is depicted walking past the movie theatre

Annuh@ohaniceking· Jul 17

A still from Law and Order SVU of incel character's video manifesto saying "Holden March here..."

Annuh@ohaniceking· Jun 13

Okay but he made teeth and/or claw holes in a freshly printed stack of character sheets

A couple of blank, freshly printed d&d character sheets with fucken cat punctures

Annuh@ohaniceking· Apr 13

I have "a handful of weiners" today, according to One Construction Guy

A black and brown long haired dachshund sitting in the grass looking up at the camera with big sad brown eyes and licking his nose. Him name Löaf

A light brown/blonde short haired dachshund sitting in the grass looking up at the camera with expectant brown eyes. Her name Libby

A light brown/blonde long haired dachshund sitting in the grass looking up at the camera with big, dark brown eyes. Her ears are wet from rolling around. Her name Luna

Annuh@ohaniceking· Mar 15

Husband forgot his brother's birthday so I made sure he won't do that again

It3s a never forget 9/11 picture of the twin towers on fire super imposed over an American flag. The 9 in 9/11 is color blocked over and a hand drawn 3 is there instead. It now says 3/11 Never Forget

Annuh@ohaniceking· Mar 4

My husband is an idiot

A text conversation with me and DCV.
Me, all caps: STOP HUNTER JUST CALLED GLEN POWELL GLENN CLOSE I'M DYING

DCV: does he have DEMENTIA

Annuh@ohaniceking· Feb 22

Proof that @regretagarbo.rip wants marriage

A screen of an app version of the game of life, its DCV's turn and she got fucken married there's a groom in the front seat of her car

Annuh@ohaniceking· Feb 10

she threw up a lot today :c

A little black, scruffy dog cuddled in to a red blanket on a couch with a matching pillow. A computer setup is in the background with a purple chair and purple wall, some art, and an LED planet lamp from ikea. Just her little head is sticking out - she's tired.

Annuh@ohaniceking· Feb 9

Fact check please

Infographic for Superbowl LX Total Rushing Yards.

Seahawks 135 total rushing yards

Bad Bunny 124 total rushing yards

Patriots 79 total rushing yards

Annuh@ohaniceking· Feb 7

By the end of this 5 hour color theory class I painted a marble with just blue and yellow (plus white/black)

An acrylic painting of a cats eye marble on a dark surface. Pretty good for an amateur

Annuh@ohaniceking· Feb 7

Okay but I like eyes

A piece of canvas paper with blue and yellow paint palette, there is a big eyeball painted on one side in an attempt to show different brightnesses and color mixing

Annuh@ohaniceking· Feb 7

Sucking at something is the first step to being kinda good at something

My easel at a color theory class. The bottom has a color wheel painted in acrylic as well as an example of color value and mixing a black hue. The top is a monochromatic sphere thing on a table in a rose color

A closer view of my dumb sphere thing. Not a whole lot of contrast, but some mixing of a purple with shades of black and tints of white.. i think..

Annuh@ohaniceking· Jan 15

The art and the artist

A toilet paper roll unrolled to the floor in a crumpled pile, still not ripped off of the sparse roll on the holder

A toilet paper roll unrolled to the floor in a crumpled pile, still not ripped off of the sparse roll on the holder, but there's a big fucken white and black cat getting held by the pits next to his crime. He has crazy ears and a passed off facial expression. He got caught red handed

Annuh@ohaniceking· Jan 15

I fucking love this show so much

Captain Hook and Prince Charming hold a non-magic asshole at gunpoint in a still from once upon a time

Annuh@ohaniceking· Dec 6

My SON

A white and black cat with big, round green eyes sitting underneath a Christmas tree, fully lit up with multi color stringhts and decorated with ornaments. This is a Jewish cat who has never had a christmas tree, but he is now 8 years old and experiencing it for the first time. He had only batted ornaments off one and a half times. He is enthralled

Annuh@ohaniceking· Sep 9

Emergency Vet !

Suzie, a black and tan terrier mix with great eyebrows and beard is laying across her human dad's lap in a waiting room and is looking at the camera with concerned face. She just farted

Annuh@ohaniceking· Aug 12

Everybody look how cool of a day I'm having !

A car key fob with broken plastic

Just the long part of a key broken off in the ignition

Annuh@ohaniceking· Jul 9

Here's a spooky drawing I did of the highest luck

A black ink drawing on paper of a spindly witch-like hand with long pointed black fingernails, cracking an egg open and thus revealing a double yolk. Except the folks are eyeballs.

It is titled "sight"

Annuh@ohaniceking· Apr 12

The honorablist boyyy

A white and black cat lounging on the top of a cat tree against a purple wall. He is playing with a small, cat sized bat'leth, which is actually my letter opener. He saw me using it and wanted it. He likes how sharp it is.

Annuh@ohaniceking· Feb 19

A silhouette of an all black standard poodle with a fresh new cut/blowout with an even coat all over but a tail puff and hair blown back off the face.

Annuh@ohaniceking· Feb 13

A small black and tan terrier and a fat white and black cat sitting on a couch in a messy apartment

Annuh@ohaniceking· Dec 28

This is what I look like

A small black and tan terrier sitting at a bar top . She's is wearing a somewhat puffy light pink raincoat and a collar with a daisy tag. Her eyebrows are fucking to die for.

Annuh@ohaniceking· Nov 5

She was a BUTTERFLY for halloween

A small black and tan terrier puppy laying down longways on the arm of a sofa, looking at the camera with a cocked head. She is wearing black and blue and purple Butterfly wings. She's so beautiful and perfect and everyone loves her

Annuh@ohaniceking· Oct 25

Girls' day

A blue car and a black car with the hoods up and jumper cables

Annuh@ohaniceking· Oct 20

I cut the tip of my finger ✨️ off ✨️ CW- BLOOD. i don't have a violence/ gore option. It is NOT SUGGESTIVE

My left hand where the middle finger is bandaged AND covered with paper towels but is soaked in blood. It has been bleeding heavily for 2 hours.

Annuh@ohaniceking· Sep 25

I grew this

A fresh-cut yellow dahlia stem with one bloomed flower and another baby blooming bud. It's in a glass of water on a bar top

Annuh@ohaniceking· Sep 20

I put a children's shirt on Po yesterday

Annuh@ohaniceking· Sep 17

Did I win?

Official bluesky infomatic that says I was the 437,328th person to join bluesky.

Annuh@ohaniceking· Sep 2

Oo oo! Mine too. Stinky feet man

White and black cat with green eyes lounging hard af with a paw deep in one I'm a pair of purple slides. He is a stinky feet man