Dan Nye

@ohhidannye

Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B. Oh hi! I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world ⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛 I'm probably making a joke ...yes, and? Opinions are my own He/Him

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Dan Nye@ohhidannye· 28d

A sign on the side of the highway between Columbus and Cincinnati, Ohio, that says 'HELL IS REAL' in big white letters on a black background

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jul 11

Sounds like you need a dose of The Nice Guys

A still from 'The Nice Guys.' The entire movie, Ryan Gosling's hand has tattooed 'You will never be happy' on it. At the end of the film, the word 'never' is scratched off, and the photo here, his tattoo says 'You will be happy'

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jul 11

WOW I 100% forgot about the eyepatch Yeah, don't mind me, maybe I have face blindness

Michael Wincott in The Three Musketeers 1993

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jul 3

I just realized, if it *does* happen tomorrow, then the prophecy will come true:

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jul 2

When you have an entire AMC theater for you and your body to watch the USMNT game

An AMC theater with the USMNT starting lineup vs Bozina and Herzegovina

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 30

Today's kit is brought to you by @lataco.bsky.social and it goes hard AF My newest and maybe favorite This is how you make a USA soccer jersey:

Me, wearing a navy blue soccer kit. There are light gray stars through the background. There is a white collar and white font and graphics. The main graphic on the stomach is an SUV on fire. There is barb wire graphics going from the collar to the shoulder. Mundial, est 2014 is over the left chest. The crest on the right says 'U.S. TACO' with a skateboard, a taco, a spray can, and an eagle, one in each quadrant

Me, wearing the same kit, but the back.

Small font says L.A. TACO

Large, old timey font says NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 30

Niiiiiiice

A notification on a cell phone that says '69° in Los Angeles 1:43pm'

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 29

Since it didn't load a preview, this is what it is; an interactive, circle bracket for the World Cup This is my bracket:

A circle World Cup bracket that starts with the round of 32 knockout

The final four are USA V France and Brazil V Columbia, with Columbia facing France in the final, and France raising the Cup

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 25

Bluesky Me

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 24

Today's kit! One of my favorite crests Actually won this for free from the other site when it was still usable

Me, wearing a kit for Providence City FC. There are various graphics over a tan shirt with a collar. It says 'Hot Club' in large letters across the chest, and the 'Providence City FC' crest has a skull and crossbones in a shield

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 20

Who did it better??

Me, over 10 years ago, with longer hair, doing a hair flip at the Logan Circle fountain in Philly

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 19

Next kit! Another one I get to wear, thanks to the World Cup

Me, wearing a black jersey with rainbow sleeves. It's another Olive and York kit. The crest is a silhouette with a rainbow around a bald head, and the years 1973-2022

RIP Grant Wahl, you would have loved everything over the last 4 years this cycle

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 17

The 'get in loser' meme from Mean Girls, but it says 'Get in, loser; we're all 38 years old and talking fiber on bluesky'

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 17

Omg, twinsies

A photo of a dyson fan in my living room in front of a closet

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 16

World Cup being everywhere for the next 4 weeks means I can wear my large collection of kits ad nauseum

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 16

Anubis Market is a division of Osiris Foods, and was a (fictional) sponsor of Freakazoid!, keeping the show on the air for a second season. At Anubis, customers can choose low prices without fear of coercion. Shop at the sign of the Jackal-Headed Man, for food so good you can eat it!

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 15

A posed photo of Macho Man Randy Savage. He is wearing a bright orange outfit with a bright orange cowboy hat, a bright orange, bedazzled jacket, when bright orange fringe, and bright orange painted sunglasses. He looks Late 80's/ early 90's WWF FABULOUS

There's a speech bubble to make it look like he's saying the quoted skeet

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 15

Something something not worth the brain power

Two panels of a quote from the movie Casablanca. Rick is playing chess would Ugate follows him around, pestering him.
Panel 1: Ugate, 'You despise me, don't you'
Panel 2: Rick, 'Well, if I gave you any thought I probably would'

To me, this has always been one of the greatest insults in movie history. Not because it's overly mean, it's not vulgar. It's cutting. You're not even worth my time to consider. Be aware of how horrible things are, but don't let it ruin you.

'These small towns minds stay small
The world evolves, so stay in your shithole;
We're moving on' - Dan 'Soupy' Campbell

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 14

Well FINE THEN Yesterday I learned that even if you stay in the shade for a few hours, you can still get sunburnt by the rays off of the concrete at a garage sale

A photo of my clearly sunburned shoulder and neck

There is a fair amount of stern bush in the lower left hand corner of the photo

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 11

Thirst on the main day! Find a pic you love and post it! You’re beautiful and you should show it. Happy Thirsty Thursday, lovers! 💛🖤💛

A black and white photo of me from 11 years ago. This shoot was a pain to prep for. Heavy dieting, lots of cardio. I'm wearing striped, small boxer briefs and nothing else. You can see muscle definition, including abs. My arms are held up with my hands behind my head. I don't know if I've ever looked better in a photo

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 10

Everyone look at my precious little angel baby

A photo of Finn sleeping on the top of his cat tree. His lion cut is starting to grow in nicely. His fur is mostly black, with a lot of white accents and a little bit of grey. His tail is curled around him, and he's using one of his front legs as a pillow as it dangles off of the side of the ledge. He has no memory of having diarrhea a few nights ago, and spreading liquid shit all over the house. There was a long hair I pulled out of his butt, while he screamed and my wife gave him his first ever bath. He did not enjoy it, but thankfully forgave us almost immediately. No idea how he ate such a long hair. What a perfect little dipshit.

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 9

Yeah, when this is a 'leader' on your team, I'm not holding my breath I long for Megan Rapinoe

Dan Nye@ohhidannye· Jun 8

we don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine. quote post with yours (if you feel like it) I don't think I ever shared mine when I first uploaded it, so here it is