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liv@oilvla· 19d

my last 4 watched on letterboxed: the last of sheila, mccabe & mrs miller, persona, and i married a witch.

liv@oilvla· 21d

lol they are what they criticize

liv@oilvla· 21d

mister Butthole Problems himself

my dog, alfie, is a small to medium-sized white mutt. he’s laying on my bed wearing a transparent cone with blue, teal, and orange hearts on it so it looks like love is radiating out of his head. it’s pretty cute.

liv@oilvla· 28d

got his regular rabies shot a month ago. still appears to be alive

crusty medium white dog with underbite looks at camera. his name is alfredo.

liv@oilvla· Jul 11

this is making me feel so smart for cutting bruises off my food for years, and kinda dumb for recently training myself to eat the bruises

Other ways to reduce your risk of food-borne illnesses:
• Scrub firm produce like melons and cucumbers with a clean brush.
• (highlighted in yellow) Cut away bruised or damaged areas before eating.
• Clean and sanitize utensils and food-prep surfaces before and after use.
• Sanitize display cases and refrigerators used to store fresh produce.
• Clean and sanitize cutting boards and tools used with fresh produce.
• Refrigerate cut, peeled or cooked fruits and vegetables

liv@oilvla· Jul 9

who else up at one am removing a possum from their room

an opossum hiding between a laundry basket and a dog crate. it has torn open a bag of kibble and taken possession of a filled bone

video screenshot of me removing the opossum wrapped in a towel. we both wear expressions of distress.

liv@oilvla· Jul 5

ooh shirt sale!

my redbubble collection “queer bears” featuring merchandise of care bear-like creatures with poppers, testosterone, a carabiner, scissors, and estradiol on their respective tummies

liv@oilvla· Jun 22

i think he also swallows things whole because otherwise he’d be chewing fish bones and lobster shells. is dagwood a reptile? if so, what kind?

liv@oilvla· May 3

saturday night’s all right

screenshot of an imessage chat:

Yesterday 9:39 PM
checking out a karaoke pole dancing event at [bar name has been redacted using an image of a small dog] and the dancer is a former college classmate and the dj is my coworker

small town things
Read Yesterday

liv@oilvla· Mar 21

i made this

photo of a loaf of wonderbread on a pink background but i’ve edited on the head and limbs of my little crusty white dog, alfredo

liv@oilvla· Feb 23

just a butch and their dog

me in a green hoodie and my crusty white dog, alfredo

liv@oilvla· Feb 20

my best friend and i both teach middle school

imessage conversation:
Lauren: Today 8:28 AM
A student has a grape on a string and I was like "what is that?" and he goes "it's my pet"
Lauren:
and then another student asked "what's his name" and without hesitation the first student says "Grape" and it took me out I can't stop laughing
Me:
that's so silly
so glad i'm not a "no food in class" or "no toy on your desk" teacher cause id miss out on moments like that
Me:
as long as they're paying attention they can walk Grape up and down their table

liv@oilvla· Feb 9

the shots of the golden gate bridge and the bay bridge before every commercial break might’ve led some viewers to believe those bridges are near santa clara; they are not. they should have used the dumbarton bridge or perhaps the san mateo bridge oooh scenic

the dumbarton bridge. it is concrete and visually uninteresting.

the san mateo-hayward bridge. it is concrete with a weirdly big hill at the start and a bunch of rebar in the foreground.

liv@oilvla· Jan 25

at the dsa meeting last night a guy said “can i leave my dog with you” and i said yes thinking “surely i misheard and he said dog” to my delight it was both a bag and a dog

senior chihuahua mix with her head sticking out of a backpack. her name is karma she was wearing a beautiful sweater and slept in her owner’s arms the whole time yawning stinky yawns

liv@oilvla· Dec 24

and that’s what’s up

my view sitting at a table on my parent’s back deck. it’s wet from the rain. there’s a dog on my lap. on the table there is an open book (someone you can build a nest in by john wiskell), a water bottle, a mug of tea, a lighter, and a pipe, bowl partially smoked.

liv@oilvla· Nov 29

this pic of my dad opening a gag gift at a frat christmas party circa 1980 has renaissance painting vibes

a film photograph of a group of young people smiling and drinking out of festive paper cups. left of frame there’s an artificial christmas tree and a young man unwrapping something. partygoers reach out to touch the gift, crowd to see what it is, and laugh. the greek letters theta chi can be seen in reverse sprayed on the window.

liv@oilvla· Oct 27

fixed it, here’s the vibe

a cg graphic of a model of a person clutching their glowing red heart and a photo of an old man doing the same and wincing

liv@oilvla· Oct 18

screenshot of a text convo. my friend said “Happy birthday 🎂🎉” and then sent a photo of someone in a leather gimp mask edited to look like a taco is slipping into the mouth zipper. i responded with the 2-panel meme of rowley from the diary of a wimpy kid movie smiling and waving and then looking down in concerned confusion

liv@oilvla· Oct 12

amongus has been hacked or something. ik im the only person over 13 that cares but this is kinda weird

an amongus lobby but the screen is dark and covered in text:
Listen Among Us devs and Players,
We mean no harm — we just want what's best for the game.
Some players are using public lobbies for unsafe or inappropriate convos.
Please take action to make the community safer.
We have told you time and time again to fix this.
This is the JUDGEMENT.
github.com/MatchDucking
https://github.com/Hyperionicc/TheAmongUsFiles the users that want to

M - Monitor suspicious lobbies
A - Analyze chat logs
T - Track grooming behavior
C - Capture evidence
H - Hack for safety
D - Detect predators

U - Uncover hidden threats
C - Counter groomers
K - Keep kids safe
1 - Identify grooming patterns
N - Neutralize threats
G - Guard the game

liv@oilvla· Oct 10

tried to take a ceremonial video of me submitting this teaching credential assessment that took me two fuckin years but there were more things to click than expected