kara mae
@oldlineplate
I have some books and things oldlineplate.com more cookbook photos on instagram instagram.com/old_line_plate/
as a camper who has had many a whipporwill ruin my nights sleep by not shutting the fuck up for so much as ten seconds between 8pm and 5am, its pretty satisfying to find out they look like this. like it takes as much of a toll on them as it does me
happy Friday, the world is deeply unsatisfying so here's my satisfying thing of the week from the wikipedia entry of Amanda America Dickson, a mixed-race heiress whose white father left his estate to her in 1885. His white relatives appealed the will again and again and:
haha this was still in my browser history... apparently I was researching this in December for some reason. The horseradish thing is completely outta nowhere. But lots of people used his book as a guide and thus came the bananas
Today’s morel report: mostly big and not worth keeping but make nice photo ops. Had to crop my face out because I’ve had a cold and look like death.
this dog is pouting because the toy he was fetching went under the couch. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
the passage in the novel where Wister introduces the cake is pretty funny (to me - i dont read a lot of that era literature)
as much as I hate losing more money to Old Line Plate, I sprung for a $5/month Railway project hosting to mirror my database. There's something thrilling about "logging in" to it. Currently it wont work on my ipad which defeats my purpose (viewing my database in bed lol) but i'll get there
January is rough but so far this year I got to throw rocks through surface ice on a river AND poke puffball mushrooms with a stick, on two separate hikes so who knows what joys await.
optimists "the public is in agreement on this"! me, glass-half-empty person:
took me a second to find this; I made it in the spring when the tedium became too much momentarily
I have my ingredient parser working so well but I feel like I spend way too much time noting all of the bajillion ways people name things like "soda" for "baking soda" or "Crisco oil" vs shortening, its fun turning this stuff into data... to a point.
Started trying to do reporting on my cookbook extractions and it became apparent that I finally needed some unit conversions. Doing so instantly made things so much more interesting. I checked for typos but the ginger ale thing is solely due to recipes for large volumes of punch
i've had two people in the past week tell me my public speaking has become much more professional and relaxed. One who first saw me in 2022 and thought I was new to it then (started in 2018 actually!) But needless to say.. nice to hear!! Old Line Plate, now with 30% less "um".
Epiphany Lutheran; Martin State Airport; White Marsh; Wise Avenue Dundalk
people always bring up that cheesy Die Hard/Christmas movie debate when Lethal Weapon literally has a carton of eggnog getting shot from a helicopter
new post on the blog... another cake, this one very different than the apple cake! An orange-filled cake from a Smith Island woman. It has layers! oldlineplate.com/orange-layer...
Oh, *experts* predict this? Uh.... don't more millennial and Gen Z candidates HAVE TO run for office? Were more boomers going to run for office? Next thing you'll tell me more teenagers are going to enter the job market
I am reposting this link because I have made this apple cake three times; most recently for family over the weekend and someone brought my grandmother some and she emailed me about it. its so good and so autumnal. oldlineplate.com/sugar-top-apple-cake-lucretia-harris/
I would like to personally thank all of the idiots who subscribe to my posts, of their own free will, only to report them as "spam". Thanks to you, no one who is on my tour has been getting their confirmation emails because google decided that my own gmail address and my domain address are spam.
I had a system worked out for my tour to run smoother and got the rug yanked out from under me at the last minute.. but the books arrived on time and look pretty good at least. It’s hard to accept less than perfection when it was in my grasp but i need to stop trying to be the “best” and just *be*