We had a brilliant evening at the 3x3 basketball finals at the Commonwealth Games tonight. Here is the moment England beat Australia to win gold in the men's running tournament ##Glasgow2026

These were the only words I saw on my screen when the notification came through and my heart momentarily stopped

There is an above zero chance that these grifters say so much stuff like this that the guy gets off as a result of not being able to get a fair trial

Andy Burnham unveils his new Minister for AI

This is a line parrotted by Starmerites in the media this week, but not once have I heard any context. Labour's figures for the last 2 GEs are: 2019 - 32.1% share, 10,269,051 votes 2024 - 33.7% share, 9,708,716 votes A 1.6% increase with 560,335 fewer votes. They won because the Tories tanked.

Anyway, here's my grandson playing with a sprinkler

Can't park there, mate (Nobody was hurt, they're down there talking to the police)

My favourite type of post which breaks the irony meter - white Americans calling Europeans colonisers as though they aren't the descendants of said colonisers every bit as much as we Europeans are

There's no need for this violent outburst, NHS. No need.

I keep seeing people ask why VAR didn't spot it, but given the things IFAB say VAR needs to check at a goal I don't think they'd have been able to intervene. The closest thing is out of play, but the overhead wire is technically a foreign object on the field of play, not out of play.

This is their nightly "wouldn't you rather rub our bellies than put us to bed?" routine.

It's more meaningless than I thought

When you have a small dog who loves to decide that, on a long walk, she has had enough of this exercise business, getting a bag like this is a must

Seals!

SPORTS FANS ALERT... We have all the sports memorabilia you could ever want, like... *checks notes*... ummm... signed photos of former UK Prime Minister John Major and Geoffrey from the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air... Apparently

Morgan annoys me as much as the next guy, but this still feels harsh

Yes, I have the cutest dog

'Andles for forks

Well!

My eldest son sent me this for Father's Day. He is 28 years old. And he gets my humour possibly more than anyone else.

WORLD CUP. USA V AUSTRALIA.

I have my Canada away shirt on for today. No prizes for guessing which shirt is being worn tomorrow.

Any word from Adidas about whether or not they were inspired by Sheldon Cooper's Doppler Effect outfit for Newcastle's new shirt?