A #tummytuesday treat, some outtakes from the first cooking video I'm trying. Yellow plum bars!

Proof of gym (best viewed while listening to Big Boy by Viagra Boys)

So if I were to start doing reels/tiktoks cooking dressed like this, would people actually want to see them?

Business idea: gym with no kids I teach

guess I'd better beef up if it's the apocalypse

No filter, this is the sky as I'm at the gym today. So glad my government is building more pipelines instead of pursuing climate policies. Stay inside, don't breathe, close your eyes and think of pipelines, that's all the help we get.

You'd think I'd learn about the sun eventually, right?

Post-yardwork relaxation #mcm

I have officially defeated the huge pile of dirt, only 34 wheelbarrow loads dispersed around the yard

First gym in months did not kill me immediately

A 4 cubic foot wheelbarrow may be too small for this job

How I dress to LARP Stardew Valley (picking cherries and trimming trees around my property)

AC repair guy came this morning, and kept coming in to ask questions while I built a flat pack dresser and got sweatier and less dressed every time he looked. House was 30C by the time he got it running again, and I was in just basketball shorts and a thick coat of sweaty fur 🥵

Just survived a genuine horror movie scenario: the dental hygienist grew up with my mom

Spent much of yesterday at a pool to beat the heat, made sure to dress correctly. #mcm, but full colour is on slide 3

Air conditioner is broken on the first real hot day of the year, guess I'll spend the whole time here under the ceiling fan

Summer break has begun, catch me here like this for 2 months

Last Tuesday at work for 2 months, better make it tummy

Got some new shirts delivered, what do we think? Big hairy bear in loose knits - hot AF, obviously, but appropriate for daily wear?

#mcm, one more week of school before summer break when I move to the hammock for good

category is: small town pride parade

As you wish!

Thank youuuuuuuuu I love it

What colour was he, exactly? (dyed my hair and moustache blue, very pleased with myself)

Second last day with students before summer, had to get out of there ASAP

*shady work post alert* Another teacher at my school with more seniority gets to teach most of the foods classes. Her 11/12s made desserts for an event today and gave extras to the staff, so I got to see. It's an underbaked tart shell from the store, with raw blueberries and some whipped cream. 💀

Before/after/bearface, hopefully powers are restored enough for the pride parade this weekend

#mcm, featuring the consequences of my sunny Saturday. Friends, I cannot sit down comfortably. (don't repost or save this one please)

Sun's out. Buns out.

Not even drag queens can make me look small! Head a great time at a local drag show with Troy Boy Entertainment, gorgeous queens and great fun even in the middle of nowhere where I live. And then a 6'5" man in sneakers next to the queens in their heels!