That’s how space babies are made

More like Hiviz Presley

Wait til he sees my t shirt. His head has been cut off

Pop this is your pipe

Those Argentinians wear so bloody dirty that the crowd were still booing when Trump came out

Ever wondered what happened to Beavis and Butthead?

Here you go

Whaddya mean!!? Every twig on every tree was occupied

The Fatfuck trees got themselves a bumper harvest

Stick him on Mount Tushmore

Golder Myear for president

Incoming excuse

Feral cats waiting for their dinner here in Portugal. Would rather scratch your face off than show any appreciation though

Would be great if you could listen to #lbc anytime day or night without getting a squirt of huff and puff populist umbrage in your ears every 30 minutes

They’ve only gone and mixed it up with Walford

It’s like flying ant day

You must have seen parties of blockades🎶

Jesus Chriced

It’s seems that French tribute band Les Smeefs are at least as miserable as the originals J’en ai marre Moi aussi

Ronnie Pickering

Here’s the box they came in

I’ve just checked my small change and the blighters are already at ito

From Constantine to Clementine and onwards

He’s taken Israeli nationality and changed his name to Golder MyEar

The polygraph tonight gonna be like

Who lives in a house like this?

I hear Dave C, Dozy, Sneaky, Thick and Titch are reforming for a one off

So one of James Bonds bosses is Dick Moore? Not having it

Getting some practice in

#munmci Bryan Mbuemo with a birthday spoiler for Man City manager Pop Gladioli