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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· 2d

Today's who-the-hell what-the-hell why-the-hell and who cares story from @nytimes.com . If I have to go look someone up on the ancient B-list section of Wikipedia, it's not front page news.

Some formerly famous person asking too much money for a renovated ranch home thinking that because it belonged to Kim Kardashian last year and she paid over $6 million for it last year she is entitled to $1 million in profits for flipping it. I guess.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Jun 6

Taking so much credit. And deserving every drop of it.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· May 23

Happy Saturday @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social Foxy! We plan to hang out at home with our Shelties and enjoy some kind of smoked protein after a week of traveling. Hope your shoulder unjams soon!

Fiona honors all who have made the ultimate sacrifice and hopes the nation that benefited from their work comes to its senses soon.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· May 22

We can all choose to honor the demise of @colbertlateshow.bsky.social in our own way. At our home, it’s Spicy Honey-Lemon Chicken Thighs tonight. #colbertLateShow #foodHeals #makeAmericaLaughAgain

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Apr 5

Keep reminding everyone of all the winning that Trump is bringing us. #OrangeMenace #Inflation

A picture of Donald Trump pointing at the rising price of a gallon of fuel with his signature boast “I did that!”

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Apr 4

Honored to be a chartered steward of our neighborhood Little Free Library. Check out our little people and bigger people boxes, well stocked for Spring! doolittlefreelibrary.org @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Mar 6

And while they think we're not paying attention, scammers in the Philippines are trying to panic us into paying fake fines to a fake web portal. I blame this on #Trump too, for normalizing con-artist behavior in his #TrumpCrimeFamily.

A text bubble falsely claiming that a traffic fine is owed to the "Connecticut Department of Motor Vehicles."

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Feb 26

Wonder if their next move is to pull a Dunkin' and take "Bread" out of their branding?

Headline reads "Panera Bread to offer first-ever value menu with items starting at $4.99"

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Feb 23

"I love __________ America," said FBI Director Kash Patel. Fill in the blank. #CashPatel #EndlessSummer #TrumpCrimeFamily

A screenshot from The Guardian about Kash Patel at the Olympic Games in Milan, Italy.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Jan 24

They claim they couldn't do separate doppelganger shots because short notice.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Jan 15

Well, CBS News has apparently been reported to Skywatch Blue, which is now labeling links to their stuff as “Fringe Media & Disinfo”…it checks out. #SeeBS

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Jan 10

Thank you for continuing to update this list. Ainsley and Fiona, who now have seven legs between them, also love it! #sheltie

Ainsley and Fiona sending holiday greetings, December 2025

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Jan 5

Once the national media have digested the very problematic invasion of #Venezuela, they need to turn back to the root cause: whatever is still hidden in the #EpsteinFiles. Huge distraction for #NBC #ABC #CBS #CNN #MSNBC!

Bronze statue of Pres. Donald Trump and financier Jeffrey Epstein holding hands and cavorting in front of the U.S. National Capitol, Washington, D.C. Not for nothing, but Epstein was indicted as a child sex trafficker and inexplicably released, then indicted and arrested again during the first Trump administration. Epstein allegedly committed suicide in the federal detention center in Manhattan, New York after his arrest. His co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell has been granted favorable terms for her detention, apparently to ensure her silence about the particulars of Trump’s involvement with the Epstein scandal. Trump himself has gone to Herculean lengths to avoid his own involvement being made public.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Dec 17

Hearst has really been classing up the language in Connecticut. #HearstMediaCT

A screenshot of brass buttons and a headline reading "CT company has been making brass buttons since for more than 200 years

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Dec 17

The House GOP now appears to be threatening their base if they don't pony up. I just got this text from one of their lists*. #TrumpCrimeFamily #SqueakerJohnson #BeTheCon *They started sending me spam texts addressed to someone named "Louis" and I was amused.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Dec 3

I mean, the photos with the story seriously support your theory. #illtakethisnotheotherone #snapchatrampage

Aftermath of a raccoon rampaging in a liquor store, with smashed bottles on the floor.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Oct 18

Well, congratu-frackin-lations to the @nytimes.com editors. At 6 p.m. EDT they are still advancing "protests coming up" and saying "we focus on content, not the count." And their tone-deaf editorial dept wants to inflame the class wars between #Boomers and #Millennials. Way to read the room.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Oct 9

One of those lovely portal entries where you don't really have to click through to know what's going on. #Ratner clearly is outdoing himself.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Oct 7

And…right behind a new movement the #scams begin. (And if there is an actual organization behind this, and this is your idea of how to raise money, #GoFundYourself.)

A screenshot of a text that asks the breathless question, "Can you donate to get college students pizza on October 18, No Kings Day?"

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Oct 1

Well, we'll see how long he can keep this up.

The "other Jimmy" tells jokes and plays games while the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse look on and carry out their grim work.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Sep 30

Ten minute break from the cascading avalanche of news to note: Yankees. Red Sox. #Playoffs. #BostonSucks. Discuss.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Sep 24

“We celebrate the long-lasting bond between President Donald J. Trump and his ‘closest friend,’ Jeffrey Epstein.” #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

A bronze sculpture featuring Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein holding hands on the National Mall in front of the U.S. Capitol.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Sep 23

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Sep 16

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Sep 14

Wake me when you’ve got what I want. #shelties

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Sep 8

One painted blue, the other painted pink. Let's see, who's just had a "gender reveal party" and has been feeling entitled? #sherlock #animals #squirrels #humane

A grey squirrel whose body has been spray-painted pink or red.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Sep 3

I'm not a scorched-earth absolutist. But the case for new Democratic party leadership has only gotten more compelling. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

An airplane has sprayed trailing black smoke in the sky in the form of the words "SURRENDER CHUCK," after the manner of the Wicked Witch in the film "The Wizard of Oz" who sprays the demand "SURRENDER DOROTHY" to the citizens of the Kingdom of Oz.

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Sep 2

With everything going on in our country, it’s good to take a moment and reflect on whether you need a slow cooker to make a slow-cooker recipe. Or maybe, “Yummy,” you are in denial and you really do need a slow cooker. #nytimes #recipes #reality #cooking

The screenshot is of comments on a recipe designed for a slow cooker, also known as a “crock-pot.” The comment in question says: “recipes for slow cookers are great if you have one, but I don’t, don’t feel like I need one, and I’d still like to try this soup. Can we get alternate instructions?”

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Sep 1

Only if it's paws up with its poor puppy eyes taped shut. (That observation from Fiona, who also has her Halloween costume. )

MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋@onelane· Aug 31

Well, I think this guy speaks for all of us thinking types.