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@onguhla

She’s, her, they. NYC middle school art teacher. I make a lot of typos. 🖌️Artwork in profile is by Morris Louis.

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Hey Miss@onguhla· 21d

He just did one of those all limb stretches in with his eyes closed and fell back asleep. The thunders are rudely awaking him.

Dennis, grey and tan tabby cat, snoozing on a white and yellow blanket. He’s really sleepy. Do not disturb.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Jun 22

Dennis would like a taste of your sourdough, kthnx.

Tabby cat, Dennis, sitting on a coffee table staring directly at you with a look imploring you to share your sourdough bread. He’s starving!

Hey Miss@onguhla· Apr 27

Biscuits are cool but have you tried carpet swimming?!

Tabby cat named Dennis wiggling around on a navy blue carpet after receiving some really good pets. It looks like he’s swimming.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Apr 24

I measured my cat (using two hands prior to photo) and he’s 14” from chest to butt. To appease my curiosity, please share your cat’s chest to butt measurement.

18” metal ruler held up to a moving tabby cat named Dennis. Dennis is 14” from chest to butt. Do what you want with this information.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Mar 9

Please use alt text. This is what your photo posts look like in low internet areas (any NYer on the subway.)

A screenshoy of one of many posts by @jbendery.bsky.social that has no alt text.

It is the emoji of a cricket and then a grey rectangle in place of the image.

More users can and should use alt text to improve accessibility and reach.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Mar 3

The timeline needs a cat. I present Dennis:

Tabby cat named Dennis curled up sleeping on a white and yellow crocheted blanket. He is very sleepy.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Feb 19

My cat just requested more wet food and when I did not promptly get up and help him he added punctuation.

FluentPet app screen showing buttons cat pressed. They are as follows:
10:23 pm, Cat: treat treat rainbow rainbow
10:24 pm, Cat: treat treat treat
10:24 pm, Cat: treat treat food hmm? Hmm?

(Context: the rainbow button is located near the treat and food buttons on the button pad. “Hmm?” signifies that you’re asking a question and would like a response. Humans normally just raise their pitch at the end of a sentence, for animals we add “hmm?”)

Hey Miss@onguhla· Jan 29

My cat has been so sick for at least a month but this glowing red ear is quite something.

Tabby cat Dennis toasting his underparts on his NYC radiator. Dennis developed pancreatitis in response to FIP. He just started his 84 day treatment and is slowly getting his appetite back. Yesterday he would not eat at all so I put an appetite stimulant on his ear. It irritated it and he was left unattended to scratch it all day. Don’t worry! It’s been tended to and he’s eaten 4oz of wet food for dinner which is more than he’s eaten in a single day in weeks!

Hey Miss@onguhla· Jan 16

Went to visit my cat in the vet icu and he hid in my sweater while the vet updated me on his condition.

Tabby cat on human’s lap hiding in human’s sweater.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Dec 21

Sadie

Hey Miss@onguhla· Dec 19

This you? Spotted in insta via @whatisnewyork

Guy walking nyc streets with a giant bag of popcorn slung over his shoulder.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Oct 23

New portrait of me just dropped. I was a prompt in a game of Pictionary a few 6th graders played in class today. I love every bit of it except would like to clear the record - I never wear dresses or skirts. (The x on my mouth represents my mask).

Hey Miss@onguhla· Oct 16

Dennis, tabby cat, mostly covered by a blanket.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Oct 12

Everyone should know how good my cat is about taking his inhaler. He comes to me, turns around, sits, and lets he hold it on his face for 10+ breaths. He even reminds me it’s time. He is such a good boy.

Tabby cat, Dennis, sitting on his fluent pet sound board pressing “tuna flakes.”

Hey Miss@onguhla· Sep 26

This kitten not only bites random parts of my body when I’m asleep, she brings in bugs to eat.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Sep 24

This #kitten is still available for #adoption in #NYC. She’s now so fresh and so clean clean!

Hey Miss@onguhla· Sep 12

I need my adorable foster kitten to find a furrrever home! #NYC!

Tuxedo kitten available for adoption in NYC.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Aug 31

Dennis is the best.

Tabby cat, Dennis, sleeping in a curled position on a lap.

Tabby cat Dennis sleeping with his face smooshed into the blankets.

Tabby cat Dennis sleeping on his back, front paws crossed and tongue stuck out.

Tabby cat Dennis sleeping on his back with his right paw draped over his eyes and his tongue stuck out.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Aug 20

Please #adopt this goofy #kitten! She’s super playful and desperately wants some feline siblings! Brooklyn, NY #foster

Hey Miss@onguhla· Aug 17

This little Oreo cookie has been a huge thorn in my cat’s side which caused him to develop physical/behavioral changes that scared us all the way to a $650 vet bill. Here she is cuddling up to him (while he’s stoned). A short moment of peace.

Tuxedo kitten cuddling up to a tabby cat on a floor pillow. Both cats are asleep and at a temporary truce.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Aug 12

Foster cat update. Today was her first full day in the common space. She played HARD and Dennis watched. Both are exhausted.

Two cats asleep after a long day of catting.

Tuxedo kitten playing with the circle toy. She can turn it on by herself!

Hey Miss@onguhla· Aug 10

Only 9?! I started fostering a kitten 6 days ago and have as many names for her already. Chaos baby is my current fave.

Foster tuxedo kitten on her back with her up paws by her ears. Tiny toy mouse nearby. Extremely cute. Viewers have to shield their eyes.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Aug 4

How many boxes do you have for your cat at the moment? I have 4 boxes and they’re all in the same room! But I swear they’re all very different!

Image with 4 pictures of open cardboard boxes on the floor.
Top of image asks - “How many boxes do you have for you cat at the moment?”
Picture 1 caption - “classic chewy box”
Picture 2 caption - “Amazon that came with crinkly paper!”
Picture 3 caption - “box that contains a scratcher”
Picture 4 caption - “hose out box”

The pictures answer the initial question that the author currently has 4 boxes in their home for her cat.

Hey Miss@onguhla· Aug 4

Foster kitten #1 has arrived! A girl named Bri. She’s bold and playful and climbs atop her cat tent. My resident cat Dennis is not pleased. He’s completely scared of her despite him being thrice her size. They’re staying in their designated rooms for at minimum 5 days.