RealOnionWars
@onionwars
I'm a Political Wonk, Pundit and Observer fella. 1/4 Globalist on my mother's side. No holds barred. Grandpa said to punch Nazis! 🤪 [Parody Account...mostly.] #DOGEisMalware #ImpeachTrump #NAFO #FuckPutin De Opresso Liber Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
We only destroyed the parts of #IRAN military that are useful in the LAST generation of war fighting. #WhiskeyPete and Cadet #Bonespurs are just too goddamned stupid to understand how war works now, and they're too proud to ask Zelensky how it's done...and they fired the best officers. HINT: UAS
Hey ChatGPT: 🤔...Why is there genocide in Gaza and a global energy crisis? 📷...Show me two world leaders that need to keep their position to stay out of prison. 📷...Show me two con artists that don't give a single fuck about the American people.
🤡 #OperationEpsteinFury has been something no one has ever thought about doing before me. 🤨[Translation]: Every other POTUS has told Bibi to fuck off with his "two weeks to a bomb" bullshit, and had a qualified SecDef, SecState, DNI, etc that knew better...and their family wasn't making $billions.
I just do not understand why our country and our world is still humoring this delusional criminal traitor madman and the blatant corruption and violation of all norms, laws, and standards of decency. Our system is more broken than we could have ever imagined.
Trump has instructed #KrashPatel to issue an arrest warrant for #AliG! 🤣🤣🤣... "Booyakasha!! Big ups to me homies in Stanes! "I'm not guilty of no shenanigans wit' none a dem resurrection pools down in Washington OC. "I'm here wit me Julie...watching racists out themselves on da UF of C event."
Trump also bankrupted the planet like one of his casinos, looted the treasury, and sold our now disastrous economy to the oligarchy. Trump is shaping the country and our relationship to the world in his own delusional, chaotic, and dangerous magical thinking nightmare image. He's burning it down.
Trump took out the conventional naval vessels of the IRGC. He "obliterated their navy." He spent ~$25 billion plus our status as an uncontested superpower and military boss in the Middle East doing it. Iran still controls the Strait of Hormuz. Zelensky sunk the Russian Navy with table scraps.
Hegseth better get Zelensky on the phone and start kissing some ass and making some apologies. Whiskey Pete has a big fat checkbook, and he's going to need to whip it out. No one has more experience than Ukraine in countering Iranian drones and swarms and keeping personnel safe from an onslaught.
😞 We have fallen so far during Trump's second term. This war is being carried out in nearly all of the worst ways to go about global security and diplomacy. Coupled with the cash grab by Trump, Kushner, Witkof, et al and this is a colossal debacle of corruption and hubris like noone has ever seen.
Who could have predicted that #OperationEpsteinFury would be an abject failure, create a global catastrophe, and expose how Trump is subordinate to Bibi Netanyahu? The people of Israel and the United States deserve better leadership. 🤨 These two criminals should both be in prison.
Fascists get very paranoid and delusional when people call out their fascism. If antifa was an organization I would have been a card-carrying member since I left the military, but it's not. Antifa is only funded in the form of pride in one's efforts to defend democracy against the likes of Trump.🤨
This clip could explain why Trump has been feeling under the weather lately. I mean, wow, dude...Deniro, bro! 😛
Bright and thoughtful kiddo. That comes from caring. Cheers to y'all! My wife and I love our little family members. 🥰 🙂
Delusional Oligarchs Grabbing Everything #DOGEisMalware #TrumpCrimes #Corruption Not OK I look forward to the return of the rule of law civil rights in our great country. ⚖️🗽 I value our right to free speech as protected by the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America.
You will survive all of this. Sometimes it doesn't feel like it, but you are growing stronger every day. Cheers, brave friend. Hang in there. Слава Україні 🇺🇦🗽
"Planning ahead is woke and gay!" - #WhiskeyPete - Secretary of War Crimes
Maybe Trump should have paid for fewer abortions. 🤔 Maybe Joe Rogan has given them all testosteroid poisoning. 🤔 Maybe the red pill shrinks the testicles along with the cerebral cortex. 🤔 Maybe Oz should not be in his position...or have a medical license. 🤨
Note that they have no problem letting #Trump unilaterally spend more than that EVERY DAY on his #SpecialMilitaryOperation in #Iran. 🤨
GPS jamming and spoofing can cause the guidance system in a UAS or cruise missile to strike the wrong coordinates. Just sayin' 🫣 Слава Україні 🇺🇦🗽