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Conbon 💕🍀

@onsaimait

Eng/esp/fr - he/él/il - 32 - gay - ATX Black Trans Lives Matter! 🍀👨🏻‍🦰🍉🐱🩷

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Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· 14d

Getting back into Irish and it’s littered with gingers which like yes, thank you, I was that little ginger nerd under the covers with a flashlight reading too 🥰

A picture of my computer screen with two choices for Irish phrases to match to a picture of a young, redheaded boy using a flashlight to read a book under a light blue blanket. He’s wearing a blue flannel shirt and is lying on a green blanket.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· 21d

Wait, it absolutely ate here

A screenshot of my panetone color birth chart, showing my sun, moon, rising, and Venus signs as colors.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Jun 24

Meryl Streep as the mom in Mamma Mia in the courtyard of her aging Greek hotel, running and crying as she wipes her nose. She’s wearing a white blouse with dark blue overalls, one strap is undone.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Jun 24

3rd shift + mustache

A selfie of me, smiling with a mustache, round glasses, Apple AirPods Max, a golden necklace and a blue collared shirt, I’m sitting in a classroom with a Chinese writing poster behind me.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· May 7

A selfie of a well-known user here who for the fucking life of me I cannot remember his username, please at him if you do, AA white, male presenting person in an urban setting, spinning around, with a smile on their face, with black text over a white background that says bear who is going to be okay”. They are wearing a blue and black flannel and a black t-shirt.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Apr 23

You in glasses doeeee

Me smiling in large circular glasses with a thin frame, a stripped white and gray button up shirt, and a small golden necklace. I’m sitting in front of some Art installations but I don’t remember what they are

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Apr 21

A map of the British isles with a larger red ex over England, and the text in black, in all caps, no England, the world has progressed past the need for England. This is an ancient meme I use any time I need to say how much I hate England.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Apr 20

Channeling my coworker who called out bc she was drinking at the faire all yesterday 😜

A selfie of me, a white male-presenting person with red hair and a red beard, large, circular glasses with a thin black rim, and a light blue jean shirt with pearl snaps.
I’m sitting in front of a trellis.

My drink, a mango margarita with tajin rim, lime garnish, and a red straw that is really cold, so you can see it on the outside. The cup is pink, says aguasol in red with a sun design and waves under it.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Apr 9

Delta Work showing how tight a McDonald’s cup lid is with her finger.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Apr 4

Congrats!!!!!

Kermit the frog surrounded by emojis like hearts and stars and rainbows

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Apr 3

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation

A screenshot of a pic of a husky wearing hello kitty slides that are purple and plastic with the text “es que pinte en mis chanclitas de jeloukiti por un momento”, or “put yourself in my hello kitty shoes for a moment” in Spanish.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Apr 2

Whole worldview changed after sticking my face in a top’s ass then getting railed

An image of Meryl Streep as Madeline Ashton in Death Becomes Her (1992). She’s standing with her left arm leaned against the doorway leading to an atrium with a water feature where her rival for her estranged husband’s affection, Helen, played by Goldie Hawn, lies dead. She has a mirthful and bemused look on her face, and the white text on a black background at the bottom says “these are the moments that make life worth living”.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Mar 30

Manifestationing this for us bestie

A raccoon wearing a purple cape with blue and yellow stars and a pink lining, holding a toy wand with a star on the end in its paws, as if it’s casting a spell. It has a very cute look on its face because it’s really hoping you have a good day, cutie!

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Mar 26

Feels nice to wear normal clothes for once

A picture on 0.5 zoom of me taking a selfie in a mirror on the back of my closet door. It’s gold framed while the door is white with a black handle that protrudes over the door. I’m wearing seafoam and white converse shoes, where the border is white and the upper part of the shoe is lighter seafoam on the outside and darker on the inside, with khaki pants and a painter smock type shirts I have my face covered with my phone and my left arm behind my head.

Same setting and clothes as before but now I’m making a silly face with my tongue out. Some of my Pokémon plushies are visible in the mirror on my bed behind me.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Mar 22

Only got a little sunburned at the lake yesterday buttttt it’s a lil worse today 😅

A picture of my back showing my sunburn on my shoulders and upper back, with my cute little blue briefs and my booty. Lowkey back is already a little dorito chip shaped and I love that for meeeeeee.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Mar 16

Yay ty bestie

A Lisa Frank style image of fish and dolphins playing in the sea with a rainbow over them and the word yaayyyyy in white bordered in black in the middle.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Mar 13

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Mar 2

Miss these boys something fierce today 🥲🥲

A picture of my youngest cat, Mortimer, left, and his younger brother, Nosferatu, right. Both are black cats sitting on a green couch next to each other because they’re best friends. Momo is looking away while Nono is looking at the camera.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Mar 2

White boys love to say alhamdullilah

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Mar 1

A picture of a cartoon with huge eyes and the text I am awoogaing respectfully in the white of the left eye

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Feb 28

Anthony oomfpit’s iconic meme created from multiple emojis, showing a face, two eye emojis, a nose emoji, and eyebrows drawn very raised. The text says I am sniffing like a whore

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Feb 23

A pic of a cat at a microphone saying would

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Feb 16

Me seeing my friends post their nudes on blueskydotcom

A picture of an orange and white cat with green eyes and its mouth open, likely sitting on someone’s lap, because it’s kind of blurry, with different multicolor hearts and stars around it, to express my wonder and joy at seeing my friends’ nudes and then having fun.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Feb 15

Marked safe from texting my ex on Valentine’s Day!

Jasmine Masters and Tammie Brown back to back in strappy black dresses, pointing their right index fingers at the camera. Jasmine has her thumb up. Both are wearing Tina Turner style wigs. Tammie’s looking a lil fucked up lol.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Feb 15

A set of emojis combined to look like a guy sucking dick and using hands, which I don’t need to by the way!

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Feb 14

Looking good!!

A picture of Kirby on a forest floor with a whole watermelon in his mouth, with text on Kirby that says me in white, and the entire ass on the watermelon, also in white. Fuck ice!

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Feb 14

Gay powers restored, just in time 🙏🏻

A selfie of me in font of my Phantom of the Opera poster, which is the whole play shaped like the phantom and Christine, as well as a lamp and a mirror. I have a fresh hair cut and shave, cute, trim mustache, too.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Feb 11

Went outside and touched grass for my sanity. Lots of sexy men bulging 🤤

A selfie outside in front of a tree. I’m wearing a black baseball hat, glasses, and AirPods. I’m smiling and have some stubble. It’s gray and overcast behind me.

A view of Austin’s downtown skyline from across Lady Bird Lake. It’s kind of gray and overcast, and there’s a boat dock in the foreground.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Feb 2

Chat is this cute orrrrrrrrr?

A selfie of me smiling, showing my new mustache, with the rest of my face freshly shaved. I have a yellow Hydro-Star patch right side of my face, as well as a larger, beige patch from Neutrogena. My hair is curly because I washed it today, my glasses are almost comically large, maybe I should get some new ones, and my crows feet are becoming more visible, but that’s okay bc I don’t care about those. My dimples are very deep at the corners of my mouth. Also, fuck ICE.

Conbon 💕🍀@onsaimait· Jan 12

Heard you were talking shit

A picture of my cat, O’Malley, who is Orange, glaring of to the side with a somewhat annoyed look, probably because I moved in bed.