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(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· 28d

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· 29d

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the University of Michigan fan?

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· 29d

The weather channel app’s retro feature weirdly doesn’t support diacritics so you get headlines like this

Your news
[Image of an Icy Pokémon with a human cartoon face photoshopped into a snowy scene]
Pok mon GO Has a Hidden Weather Twizt

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jul 13

Is that Austin Dillon?

An image of a man and a woman drinking wine with a caption next to it reading “tasting & tour reservations. Make reservations”

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jul 12

I like the sheep

Flag of the Falkland Islands

A Union Jack in the top left on a blue flag with a crest. There’s a sheep and a ship in the crest with the words “Desire the Right”

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jul 11

The numerology can’t hold (cc @bluebookvalue.bsky.social)

Freedom fuel network where the prices are $3.57 instead of $3.47

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jul 10

Like…

Germany, while continuing to concertize in Europe, and was accused of having collaborated with the Nazi Party. He was criticized for this by Vladimir Horowitz, who, in David Dubal's book Evenings with Horowitz, called Gieseking a "supporter of the Nazis", and by Arthur Rubinstein, who recounted in his book My Many Years a conversation with Gieseking in which Gieseking said, "I am a committed Nazi. Hitler is saving our country." Gieseking performed in front of Nazi cultural organizations such as the NS Kulturgemeinde and "expressed a desire to play for the Führer".[2] Along with a number of other German artists, Gieseking was blacklisted during the initial postwar period, but by January 1947, he had been cleared by the U.S. military government,[3] enabling him to resume his international career, although his U.S. tour scheduled for January 1949 was canceled owing to protests by organizations such as the Anti-Defamation League and the American Veterans Committee

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jul 6

Disqualifying

Dempsey is a support of Scottish football club Rangers F.C. because of his Scottish connection through his step-grandfather.

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jul 3

I’ve been to this ballpark quite a bit! I mostly like it except for the turf field but also concessions are a bit pricey for single-A ball (I haven’t been since they’ve become a draft league team this year).

View of the field at Ripken Stadium on a nice evening with a blue sky dotted with clouds.

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jul 3

Gibraltar rn

You guys are getting paid meme captioned with “you guys are still playing?”

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jul 2

30 best worst records at the All Star Break

RNK YEAR TEAM W-L PCT%
1 1958 WS1 31- 45 .408 (ASG 1958-07-08)
2 1943 NY1 31- 45 .408 (ASG 1943-07-13)
3 1992 CAL 35- 52 .402 (ASG 1992-07-14)
4 2014 TEX 38- 57 .400 (ASG 2014-07-15)
5 1974 CAL 39- 59 .398 (ASG 1974-07-23)
6 1967 NYN 31- 47 .397 (ASG 1967-07-11)
7 1994 SDN 35- 54 .393 (ASG 1994-07-12)
8 2007 TBA 34- 53 .391 (ASG 2007-07-10)
9 1944 BSN 30- 47 .390 (ASG 1944-07-11)
10 1968 WS2 30- 47 .390 (ASG 1968-07-09)
11 2012 HOU 33- 53 .384 (ASG 2012-07-10)
12 1984 PIT 32- 52 .381 (ASG 1984-07-10)
13 1986 OAK 34- 56 .378 (ASG 1986-07-15)
14 1960 KC1 29- 48 .377 (ASG 1960-07-11)
15 1980 CAL 29- 48 .377 (ASG 1980-07-08)
16 1990 NYA 30- 50 .375 (ASG 1990-07-10)
17 2008 WAS 36- 60 .375 (ASG 2008-07-15)
18 1959 PHI 29- 49 .372 (ASG 1959-07-07)
19 1983 SEA 30- 51 .370 (ASG 1983-07-06)
20 1977 TOR 34- 58 .370 (ASG 1977-07-19)
21 1956 KC1 28- 48 .368 (ASG 1956-07-10)
22 1947 SLA 25- 43 .368 (ASG 1947-07-08)
23 1933 SLA 29- 50 .367 (ASG 1933-07-06)
24 1989 CHA 32- 56 .364 (ASG 1989-07-11)
25 1999 FLO 32- 56 .364 (ASG 1999-07-13)
26 1971 SDN 33- 58 .363 (ASG 1971-07-13)
27 1975 HOU 33- 59 .359 (ASG 1975-07-15)
28 1950 SLA 27- 49 .355 (ASG 1950-07-11)
29 1972 PHI 31- 57 .352 (ASG 1972-07-25)
30 2013 HOU 33- 61 .351 (ASG 2013-07-16)

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jul 2

I don’t remember why I saved this to my phone, but every time I see it I crack up.

An image of Rob Gronkowski talking with a caption reading

"MY FAVORITE SUBJECT WAS MATH, ONE TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL I GOT 95 OUT OF 100 SO THEY MOVED ME UP TO ADVANCED MATH AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALL SWEET. THEN I GO TO ADVANCED MATH AND THERE WERE NO MORE NUMBERS, IT WAS NUTS! AFTER TWO WEEKS I WENT BACK TO NORMAL MATH AND JUST DOMINATED."
ROB GRONKOWSKI ON PARDON MY TAKE

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jul 1

BSky can be a solid place sometimes

Feathered Stone @stonefeathers.bsky.s... • 1h
Over the 12 transgender athletes in our entire country

stop you're lying
Feathered Stone @stonefeathers.bsky.s... • 1h
Your sorry I was rage posting
Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social • 59m
It's cool, it still works
stop! you're lying! (with the exclamation marks added in red)

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jul 1

I can’t tell you how badly I want the schismatic wine bottles if it didn’t involve giving money to SSPX.

Thousands of faithful arrived hours early, many dressed in traditional attire and straw hats and carrying folding chairs, in an atmosphere that mixed celebration with solemnity. For the occasion, the SSPX even sold commemorative items, including an exclusive 75 Swiss franc box of wine — about $92.50 — called “Cuvée des Sacres,” featuring pinot noir, syrah, petit arvine, and fendant, with each bottle decorated with the image of one of the consecrated bishops.

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 29

All of the claims of antisemites are dumb, but this is particularly dumb as it’s trivial to disprove.

Exodus 20:13
Hebrew:
לא תרצח: לא תנאף: לא תגנב: לא-תענה ברעך עד שקר.
English:
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Deuteronomy 5:17
Hebrew:
לא תרצח: ולא תנאף: ולא תנגב: ולא-תענה ברעך עד שוא.
English:
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 28

Apple Sports will occasionally have funny errors, such as this implying baseball has ties.

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 28

This card takes itself very seriously

LEGACY
When a truth becomes legend it grows into something more than itself. It becomes an idea, reaching out into the future, spawning ideas and revolutions with each bestowment. With each reimagining, retelling it gains power and momentum as the legacy flows through history.
These decks are a homage to such truth, honoring the original work that acted as a genesis for a new realm in playing card design. The renaissance that began with the groundbreaking Black Tigers has released a hurricane of innovation.
These are the giants upon whose shoulders a new world is being built.
BLACK TIGER

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 27

Ok, I found it. For some reason they’re rerunning a story from 2019 as if it’s new?

HUFFPOST PERSONAL
I Got Inseminated In A Burger King
Bathroom Just Off
Route 57
I desperately wanted to get pregnant and I needed some free sperm with no drama, no commitment and, definitely, no sex.
By Joy Wright, Guest Writer
Dec 5, 2019, 09:00 AM EST

HuffPost Coverage
I Got Inseminated In A Burger King Bathroom
Just Off Route 57
I Got Inseminated In A Burger King Bathroom
Just Off Route 57

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 27

I love the heat mascot for the Spa 24 hours.

A sun wearing a racing shirt, a 24 Spa hat holding sunscreen and water with tips that read
Drink water regularly: even if you don’t feel thirsty. Avoid alcohol, coffee, and sugary drinks.
Protect yourself: use sunscreen, wear a hat, choose, light-weight clothing, and take regular breaks.
Take your health condition into account.
Stay in the shade: limit physical activity
Protect your children and vulnerable people.
In case of an emergency call 112 (free throughout Europe)

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 26

Here you go! (I don't know why the quality is so compressed, but I can try to make a less compressed one in a bit.)

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 26

Blue Rocks are tied 8-8 in the 12th after scoring 5 in the bottom of the ninth to take to to extras.

Fre 8 - 8 Wil
Bot 12
Box score
4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 R H E
FRE 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 1 8 14 3
WIL 0 0 0 0 0 5 1 1 1 8 14 2

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 25

Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 24

My partner sent me this years ago and I still love it.

Neymar flopping next to a capybara yelling

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 24

Also this is a wild ad on the Amazon book listing.

Ad for Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard it costs $9.12 and has 4.7 stars from 44 reviews

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 23

So cool of the Azerbaijan Grand Prix to have the Khazar grandstand for me!

Map of grandstands at the Azerbaijan Grand Prix with one of them called Khazar

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 23

I really like the info IMSA’s website has about him

IMSA Michelin Pilot Challenge
Caio Chaves
Country: Brazil

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 21

Tried cooking eggs for a long time at a low temperature and it ended oddly?

Eggs with some visible parts not cooked with other parts browned.

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 21

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel· Jun 20

Thanks Walmart