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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer

@opinionevaluator

Just some person. No affiliations that you care about. In this house we stan Red Dead Revolver 2. Don’t you shit on my beloved horsey game.

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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· 21d

“Some Pig” - Charlotte’s Web

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· 21d

V convenient that his best friend just happened to be a gardener.

Samwise The Cleaner

(Sam Gamgee telling Frodo that he can’t kill them for him, but he can bury them

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jul 15

FBI Agent telling you it’s cool to get high fedpost

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jul 8

Does this man look like a guy named Khan Noonien Singh?

Ricardo Montalban as Khan in Star Trek II

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jul 3

Unusually large handprint suspiciously placed on a couch. Trigonometric projections show the left hand was likely placed on the opposite side cushion, providing leverage for other anatomical features to harshly interrogate the soft crease betwixt them.

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jul 3

“They don’t know I’m experiencing the sensation of pulling a wax plug out of my ear 4 years ago, over and over and over again over”

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jun 26

Charles “Hatman” de Gaulle

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jun 26

WHAT DOES YOUR SPERM LOOK LIKE?
Does it look like a BITCH?!

(Samual L Jackson ad for capital one, with a slightly altered slogan “what’s in your cum?”)

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jun 24

Known pervert JD Vance enters the chat, to the chagrin of all involved

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jun 21

Typical woman, waiting around to trick an upstanding young man into raising the children that are a genetic mish-mash of whatever she has lying around in her semen sack.

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jun 11

Goddamn I love this place

Sara Straw @oneoneder.bsky.social • 59m
He predicted that in lieu of real problems, democracies would tear themselves apart via about fake problems just to feel things

Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social • 58m
Are you saying that prediction has in any way been vindicated?

rimidar
@rimidar.au • 57m
Do you read the news

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jun 9

Wassamatta smahtass, you don’t know any fuckin gundam?

Mark Wahlberg delivering the best line in The Departed, while secretly seething inside about that time Eminem made fun of him to his face on TRL. The onscreen chemistry between him and DiCaprio is strong as Leo also seethes, furious over having to pretend to be attracted to a woman over 30.
Martin Sheen chills in the back, thinking about how much he enjoyed that duck movie his kid was in.

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· May 30

Paul “Rug Man” Krugman, winner of the Nobel Prize in Economics for his New Trade Theory, commonly referred to as New TT.

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Apr 29

Jesus, saver of troubled marriages.

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Apr 28

Horrific government overreach, genuinely scandalous, and all the rest… but I will never stop making fun of Jim Comey for being indicted because he was afraid of getting asked mean questions in committee by this greasy chipmunk.

Former Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R - A Cartoon Tree), who smells exactly how you think he does.

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Mar 23

Famous quote from Orson Welles “don’t let Ted Turner deface my movie with his crayons” altered to read “don’t let JJ Abrams deface my movie with his fucking mystery boxes” and attributing it to George Lucas

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Mar 19

Timeline serendipity

Two unrelated skeets that showed up sequentially in my timeline

Poster 1: Dems must, when in power, use hearings to generate endless content of the following:

Poster 2: Anything played live by a jam band.
But jokes on them I'd just end up making up my own lyrics after a while.

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Mar 12

The enemy is inside the gates

Famous college football coaches Jerry Sandusky and Tommy Tuberville

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Mar 12

Can’t be accused of being a cringe normie if you keep your politics from becoming the norm

Guy pointing at his head meme

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Mar 10

No one says they have to be Navy vessels

Superyachts gathered off of St Barts or some bullshit rich people place like that

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Mar 10

Tyrese Gibson? The actor?!

Eminent scientist having a hard time believing some little dork who thinks he’s gonna drown.

(Doc Brown and Marty in Back To The Future)

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Feb 21

I AM NOT A MARY MAN.

Worf, Data, and Geordi attend a ren faire because Q wants Picard to fuck.
God this show is so good.

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Feb 19

RETVRN

The five words that make the gamer in your life drool:

DOS based open world rpg.

(Bethesda’s Terminator [1991])

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Feb 19

Youth-Pastor-who-respects-your-boundaries-regarding-proselytizing-but-has-recently-gotten really-into-Paul-Verhoeven-movies voice: you know who else seemed nice but looked sad…

Officer Murphy participating in a long term sleep study in the 1980’s documentary “Robocop”.

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Feb 5

Installing one of these, but for washin my nethers

Light up car wash progress sign.
Suggested replacement sequence:
1. get junk wet (NOT LIKE THAT)
2. apply soap to junk (NO LINGERING)
3. scrub vigorously
4. stop it, you have to go to work
5. rinse junk
6. buttcrack flush
7. seriously you’re gonna get fired
8. goddammit, start over

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Feb 3

Two arms clasping meme: leftier than thou dipshits on the left, Steven Miller on the right, “oh god oh god please please please let back bloc start fucking shit up in Minnesota”

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jan 29

Classified image of an Italian using a military satellite to hack US voting machines

Screenshot from the famous documentary about the Italian space program, Super Mario Galaxy

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Jan 10

Quentin Tarantino looking like he’s seen the face of God

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Dec 29

Matt Damon on Mars, looking v sad

Garbage Opinion Enjoyer@opinionevaluator· Dec 29

Better version of the joke I attempted to make in a recent deleted post.
Pokémon screen showing Pope Boniface VIII getting ready to square up with Dante Alighieri