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kiril, internet orc

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irl orc bard, fictional florist in treaty 6 territory he/him. #kirillustration (sfw only) profile image by badgobbo (dinky). header by oopsnoodello

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kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jul 7

discord screenshot:

emi:
kiril doesn't actually exist

bingus
fuck that sucks... i liked the idea...

emi:
I didn't

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jul 2

more film shot

a film photo of a densely grown yard. the window is barely visible. an owl figurine sits in a tree on the right side of the frame.

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jun 18

listens to angine de poitrine once

a can of microtonal, a beer by polyrhythm brewing. the can is decorated in black and white polkadots with gold accents in the style of microtonal group angine de poitrine

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jun 14

i have two rolls left to deal with but im done all the black and white i just developed. have another shot

a black and white photo of a long, single floor building with all the windows boarded up. a few scraggly trees and bushes are against the right half of the building.

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jun 12

hi guys have another photo i took on 35mm

a black and white film photo of light streaking through trees and scraggly grasses onto fluffy tufts of plant seeds

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jun 8

we had excess of this really nice canadian made one from bridgeland distillery so i got a few bottles on the cheap. it's genuinely terrific. what kinda shrub are you thinking?

a bottle of bridgeland baijiu

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jun 8

dola dira is a less syrupy take on stuff like campari, very rhubarb heavy with a delightful bitter backend, and fernet hunter/holzer original (its the same, different branding) has this beautiful sweetness with a bit of floral character into the gentian wormwood arnica bitters

a bottle of dola dira

a bottle of fernet hunter

a bottle of holzer original

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jun 8

omg i literally just got a bottle last night since i like it more for making negronis

a bottle of galliano l'apertivo

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jun 7

if i had a medium format camera i would work even harder at pretending to be aaron siskind

a black and white photo of a window that's been papered over. the paper is heavily wrinkled and damaged by water.

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jun 6

im scanning more 35mm film i shot

a grainy black and white photo of two textured walls at a 90 degree angle from each other. there is a metal staircase leading up to a door behind a temporary construction fence.

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jun 2

think about it

a model wears a loose, draped suit with a speckled, rough looking texture. the suit and shirt are decorated with large red safety pins.

a model wears a loose, striped suit with a coarse woolen texture with a scarf.

a model wears a jacket and pants combo with round cut, flowing draped fabric.

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· May 26

discord screenshot as follows:
kiril:
dear aros orcanist orcvibes
why did you reskeet my post about the inflatable ikea chair
that you yourself would be uncomfortable
aros:
That was the closest thing you had to a stream announcement
I wanted to signal boost my friend.....

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· May 12

im folding as many origami cranes as i can until i pass out and im raising money for RAICES tx. 7 pm mountain time tomorrow. twitch.tv/orcflorist

promo image for kiril orcflorist 4th anniversary. twitch.tv/orcflorist

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· May 1

this is how gaming should be

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Apr 27

you heard it here first, folks; from famous orc streamer aros "orcvibes" orcanist: i don't stream

orcanist: "i actually have it on very good authority that you don't stream, so what is the truth"

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Apr 21

can any of you help me i need this old soundcloud piece so bad

a discord screencap of a soundclound link to "me reading the mighty ducks articles on wikipedia" by sketch 56

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Apr 14

i did a zine earlier this year here's a photo from it

a film photo of an overturned shopping cart in a shallow creek from above. the water is filled with large pieces of rocks or concrete and the reflection of the light is very bright. the trees surrounding the creek are starting to bud.

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Apr 2

message of the day

josh: i need to stay on your good side

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Mar 28

kiril:
josh i hope you only meet kind people who are well adjusted
josh:
how could you say that to me

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Mar 14

march second conversation:
kiril: if you give marquee moon a poor rating i'll cry a lot
katie: noted (i will forget)
kiril: i mean. i'll be in your replies to harangue you if you do
katie: i have no doubt lol

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Mar 7

house known for being built very poorly

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Mar 2

here's something i wanted to include but didn't

multiple thin branches, budding, on a steely grey sky

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Feb 28

a discord conversation as follows -
josh: why are the two movies youve seen but im a cheerleader and to wong foo
internet orc kiril: im gay
josh: ohhh ok

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Feb 22

i swear to god if i had extensive amounts of disposable income i would just spend it all on stupid things like designer lamps

a set of three lamps by Parachilna. Each lamp is a bar of light attached to a warped and etched sheet of acrylic, resembling fabric flapping in the wind

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Feb 21

tumblr post from user kristina 100000:

me: lady miss kier from deee-lite... i dont feel so good. please help

lady miss kier:... i listen to new music everyday.....i go thru hundreds of tracks to find my favorites to play to you. I love Deeejaying because it requires new music in my life which makes me feel the world can change. xoxoxo thanks for asking.....Lady Miss Kier

embedded is a photo of miss kier of electronic group deee-lite in a mostly incomprehensible pose, staring at the camera with her arms crossed around her face and her left leg bent towards the camera

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Feb 13

genuine answer: these guys

a danish twink and his two friends

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Feb 6

orcs like a wide variety of things, but i'm thinking of the liqueur that's ubiquitous in cocktail bars

bottles of chartreuse on a shelf

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Feb 3

on new years eve i played peak with gala, emi, and kanny

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jan 30

i was wrong it's the 2023 vintage but it's mine now

a bottle of heritage 2023 by gabrio bini. the label is a large silver arrow pointing towards the neck of the bottle.

kiril, internet orc@orcflorist· Jan 28

me too

an orc driving a nissan 240 sx drift car at very high speeds