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nocturnal and omnivorous woodland creature he/they

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orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Jun 20

thinking about her

Weatherlight {4}

Legendary Artifact — Vehicle

Flying

Whenever Weatherlight deals combat damage to a player, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a historic card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Crew 3
4/5

Illustrated by Jaime Jones

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Jun 7

[long, beleaguered sigh]

Sauron, Dino Devotee 3GG
Legendary Creature - Dinosaur Vampire Villain

Flying
Whenever Sauron enters or attacks, choose one-

Cure Cancer - You gain 3 life

Turn People into Dinosaurs - Put a sauroan counter on target creature. It’s a green Dinosaur with base power and toughness 5/5 for as long as it has a Sauron counter on it.

4/4
illus. Michal Iwan

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Mar 27

Steve Biko Pegasus i dont know is this anything

a picture of anti-apartheid activist Steve Biko with Biko Pegasus's hair and ears edited on his head

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Mar 26

love this new Inquisitor and his fucked up horse

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Mar 14

went 7-2 in MTGA quick draft with this, who needs a draft archetype

screenshot of a Magic: the Gathering draft decklist. the deck is green and white which is not an officially supported archetype in TMNT Limited

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Feb 21

ok fine i like this little guy from the Turtles set

Frog Butler {1}{G}

Creature — Frog Spirit

Deathtouch

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

{2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.

“With faithful Alberto’s assistance, this shall be a gathering of untold delight! Why would you ever wish to leave?”
—Toad Baron
1/1

Illustrated by Mirko Failoni

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Feb 8

ah yes, my favorite Magic card... MaurGaonn

an ai generated Magic card used in an NBC Olympics video package

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Jan 22

i just keep finding art that i love in this set

Unbury by Kev Fang

Flock Impostor by Ilse Gort

Winnowing by David Palumbo

Thirst for Identity by Danny Schwartz

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Jan 8

me in 2007 vs me in 2026

Doran, the Siege Tower
{W}{B}{G}
Legendary Creature — Treefolk Shaman
Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
“Each year that passes rings you inwardly with memory and might. Wield your heart, and the world will tremble.”
0/5
Illustrated by Mark Zug

Doran, Besieged by Time
{1}{W}{B}{G}
Legendary Creature — Treefolk Druid
Each creature spell you cast with toughness greater than its power costs {1} less to cast.
Whenever a creature you control attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the difference between its power and toughness.
“Each year that passes rots you with scars. Shelter your heart, for the world is cruel.”
0/5
Illustrated by Carl Critchlow

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Jan 7

this Annie Stegg Run Away Together is stunning

Run Away Together {1}{U}

Instant

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners’ hands.

“You don’t need to steal my dreams, my love. They are already yours.”

Illustrated by Annie Stegg

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Dec 22

Umamusume has given me another idiot daughter and i love her

Tosen Jordan saying “I mean, just the fact that Golshi is my rival is pretty cringe. And even worse, we’re fighting over who’s dumber…

Tosen Jordan saying “I’m gonna do the dumbest thing ever. AndI need you to think it’s cool.”

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Dec 11

thinking about Gold Morning with Roses again

Pat Steir, Gold Morning with Roses, 1998-1999, oil on canvas, 84 x 84 in. (213.4 x 213.4 cm), Smithsonian American Art Museum, Gift of the James F. Dicke Family, 2014.13.4, © 1999, Pat Steir

a square canvas streaked with gold and a curved spatter of red around the bottom left corner

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Nov 26

did somebody say Wizard Wednesday? that's my boy

Kwain, Itinerant Meddler {W}{U}

Legendary Creature — Rabbit Wizard

{T}: Each player may draw a card, then each player who drew a card this way gains 1 life.

“Why so slow, why so slow? Hurry up! You never know what you’ll find.”
1/3

Illustrated by Lucas Graciano

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Nov 20

need more cards with fateseal. love to do an evil scry.

Mesmeric Sliver {3}{U}

Creature — Sliver

All Slivers have “When this permanent enters, you may fateseal 1.” (To fateseal 1, its controller looks at the top card of an opponent’s library, then they may put that card on the bottom of that library.)
2/2

Illustrated by Michael Bruinsma

Spin into Myth {4}{U}

Instant

Put target creature on top of its owner’s library, then fateseal 2. (To fateseal 2, look at the top two cards of an opponent’s library, then put any number of them on the bottom of that player’s library and the rest on top in any order.)

Illustrated by David Day

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Nov 10

Nine Lives Familiar did a good job today in monoblack aristocrats as what Warhammer players might call a "distraction Carnifex"

Nine-Lives Familiar {1}{B}{B}

Creature — Cat

This creature enters with eight revival counters on it if you cast it.

When this creature dies, if it had a revival counter on it, return it to the battlefield with one fewer revival counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.

Her master gathered the bones to resurrect her, only to find her purring on the altar.
1/1

Illustrated by Bram Sels

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Nov 3

i can be your angle… or yuor devil

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Oct 23

tearing apart the goose to get the golden eggs

Fred Wightman, Vice President, Investor Relations, Hasbro: I think I'll stick it there.
We haven't shared with you the content lineup that we have for 2027 and beyond, but we also feel pretty darn good about the partners we have lined up. I mean, this is a great deal for Magic: The Gathering in terms of, hey, we get access to some of the premier IP in the world. It's a great opportunity for the partners because really there's never been an opportunity for them to access the trading card business, certainly at the scale Magic: The Gathering is delivering for them. We pretty much have had our pick of partners. I think if you can conceive of a collaboration that we could do with Magic: The Gathering, we probably have inked a deal or are in conversations on a deal on that.

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Oct 16

a second TCG has hit my wallet

a Gundam TCG "Wings of Advance" starter deck

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Oct 15

building Temur blink and slipping in a Goblin Settler as a fun little goof

Goblin Settler {3}{R}

Creature — Goblin

When this creature enters, destroy target land.

Be it ever so crumbled, there’s no place like home.
1/1

Illustrated by Carl Critchlow

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Oct 13

if we're getting New York Block i demand Midwest Block

SS Edmund Fitzgerald {4}

Legendary Artifact - Vehicle

Islandwalk

When SS Edmund Fitzgerald dies, search your library for a Saga card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

Crew 2

5/2

Gichi-Gami, Superior

Legendary Land - Great Lake

Gichi-Gami, Superior enters with three ice counters on it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an ice counter from Gichi-Gami, Superior.

{T}: Add {U}{U}. Activate only if Gichi-Gami, Superior has no ice counters on it.

Emerald As Borer {G}{G}

Creature - Insect

Kicker {B}{B}

When Emerald Ash Borer enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, destroy target land.

1/1

ButterBurger® {3}

Artifact - Food

With Crinkle Cut Fries - {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.

With Wisconsin Cheese Curds - {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains trample until end of turn.

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Oct 12

you ever just look at a Magic card and go "hell yeah"

Overeager Apprentice {2}{B}

Creature — Human Minion

Discard a card, Sacrifice this creature: Add {B}{B}{B}.

Slow and steady may not always win the race, but at least it doesn’t end up splattered on the walls.
1/2

Illustrated by Ray Lago

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Sep 28

underreported benefit of touching grass is that if you touch the right grass you can make stuff to eat

a yellow colander filled with cherry and plum tomatoes, cucamelons, and Anaheim peppers

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Sep 17

Dark Ritual gotta be in the running for Magic card with the best art, right? every printing a banger.

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Aug 28

Weatherlight, my beloved

Weatherlight {4}
Legendary Artifact - Vehicle

Flying

Whenever Weatherlight deals combat damage to a player, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a historic card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Crew 3

4/5

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Aug 4

now that’s much better

screenshot of muting the phrase “Disco Elysium”

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Jul 26

glued some sticks together

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Jul 23

lots of good choices but i always come back to this Forest by Quinton Hoover

Classic Sixth Edition Forest

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Jul 15

we did it

Winning Ticket in her signature race wear after unlocking her third star

Post-race screen showing Winning Ticket winning the Japanese Derby

Post-race screen showing Winning Ticket winning the URA Finale

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Jul 13

they were roommates

Mejiro Ryan and Ines Fujin talking about doing their “pre-bed stretches”

orsino spazzatura 🍛@orsinospazzatura· Jul 6

Let's Go King Halo You're The Best Umamusume In The World You're In Way Better Shape Than Tyler Black

King Halo leads a very complicated call and response chant.