
hey why are they letting her post from federal prison

these are definitely corpses

also, wild way to describe Stan Lee

the writers for this season of Reality are hacks

you'd think there's no way she's this beautiful and is also a cuddly sweetheart, but she is

little afternoon nap, wake up feelin refreshed like

ottonymos@ottonymos· Jul 15 can't believe this woke casting

ottonymos@ottonymos· Jun 27 everything i've seen leads me to believe that all animals love capybaras

ottonymos@ottonymos· Jun 17 *labored breathing intensifies*

ottonymos@ottonymos· Jun 13 lmao i'm dying
"smol beans biwwionaiwes, tems jus widdle fellas and yur bein' *MEAN*!"

ottonymos@ottonymos· Jun 11 too easy but i'm not ashamed

ottonymos@ottonymos· May 22 if you wanna know what new mexico culture is really like, we have an intersection that's basically "gonna knock back a few cold ones and drive over to the shootin' range"

ottonymos@ottonymos· May 20 Just trying to read an article and feel like I turned down the wrong dark alley

ottonymos@ottonymos· Apr 30 when you're a little kid pretending to be your favorite monster

ottonymos@ottonymos· Apr 27 who up crankin' they zorhan

ottonymos@ottonymos· Apr 16 okay but if he starts trying to tell me that "rush limbaugh understands", i'm throwing him in the chopper