Craig Ovens
@ovenscomedy
Thick-skinned Butlins magician/comedian that tells it like it is. Caution: may cause offence! #FunniesByOvens means I made it.
My new animated series, Wooflers, will be on Brit Box later this week. CAUTION: if you're easily offended, you might want to sit this one out. These dogs are saying "cunt" and "fanny" and making all sorts of distasteful jokes about poor and vulnerable people! 😂😅
Honoured to be in the British SNL. Watch out. It's going to get offensive!
Congratulations, Matt Forde. Spitting Image's famous "Big Labour Tits" sketch has just been voted The Nation's Favourite Comedy Moment at The Findus Crispy Pancake Awards, beating off stiff competition from "Del Boy falling through the bar" and "four candles".
For me, a comedian/magician whose entire act is offending people, this is like Christmas day. Get Bob Vylan on Live At The Apollo.
"You know how it goes: all you want to do is start your holiday, but you've got to wait at the airport. And you know the duty free? You've got to have a spray haven't you? And buy a bottle of scotch and Toblerone. This guy right here. He knows what I'm talking about."
Passing off old Jim Davidson jokes as your own and saying: "But you can't say that any more, can you? Health and safety and all that."
This is word for word what Blackpool Comedian Lee Chode said when the police took him away for having indecent images on his laptop.
Comedian Lee Chode appears to perform "Roman salute" at Banter Union gig.
Want to feel old? This is what the Angry Video Game Nerd looks like now.
Never mind Stormzy and his McApartheid meal. I've joined the Gala gang!
I saw Geoff perform at Pontins last week. He genuinely thinks he's Britain's only working-class comedian. "I am working-class," he screamed at the notoriously hostile crowd. "I like footie and curry. Look upon me in amazement."