(@owlblazek) · DIRTY

(@owlblazek) · DIRTY

@owlblazek

IM doc taking a break. Belize stan account. Houstonian in love with Philly. 🇧🇿🏳️‍🌈

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owlblazek@owlblazek· Apr 12

This is where I keep my last remaining fucks. Don’t make me open the box.

Old school Band-Aid box made of metal. Hello Kitty is looking on.

owlblazek@owlblazek· Mar 16

You need one of these.

Little hand with pointy finger on telescopic wand

owlblazek@owlblazek· Jan 22

This is my daughter’s Philly cat. He loves his window.

The sweetest cat in the world looks out the window in Philadelphia. He is tabby and white with a long fluffy tail.

owlblazek@owlblazek· Jan 21

But don’t worry he’s bringing you a beer

An adorable Gritty nightlight and a Duff beer cup that looks like it has beer in it but is really just a glass of water.

owlblazek@owlblazek· Nov 10

My conversation with my baby about your post:

Screenshot of a text exchange with my daughter. The first is the original skeet about the knuckle tattoo spelling fart butt then Lillian saying they will not be getting that as a tat. I respond I know, but the cartoon version of you already has. They respond Oh man and I respond hee hee.

owlblazek@owlblazek· Nov 4

Because jobs in healthcare be like:

Lucy in the fudge factory episode from I Love Lucy. Lucy and Ethel have resorted to cramming the fudge into their mouth because they cannot keep up with the conveyor belt.

owlblazek@owlblazek· Nov 1

Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills cop with two detective saying yeah we’re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe

owlblazek@owlblazek· Oct 27

Stupid sexy Flanders

Picture of Ned Flanders from The Simpsons wearing a very tight and revealing of his buttocks ski outfit

owlblazek@owlblazek· Oct 18

Houston represent! No Kings!

Me in riding an inflatable piñata in front of Houston police on horseback. They are not smiling

owlblazek@owlblazek· Oct 16

Here’s a live Scrappy Doo

My dog Choo Choo who looks just like Scrappy Doo

owlblazek@owlblazek· Oct 14

Ted Knight in Caddyshack saying- well, we’re waiting

owlblazek@owlblazek· Oct 13

We ride at dawn

Person wearing inflatable piñata outfit- it looks like they are riding a piñata donkey

owlblazek@owlblazek· Oct 4

Well this is my nightlight and I live in Houston...

Gritty, the mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers, in nightlight form.

owlblazek@owlblazek· Sep 16

Picture of my dog’s adorable butt

owlblazek@owlblazek· Sep 13

Is it Hammer Time?

Photo of MC Hammer in his iconic pants

owlblazek@owlblazek· Sep 10

Picture of Beavis and Butthead

owlblazek@owlblazek· Sep 10

Check out this charming Ghost Wolf from a trail cam in Galveston

Picture of a Ghost Wolf - they live in Galveston

owlblazek@owlblazek· Aug 26

We need Democratic leadership that is more Lucy and less Charlie Brown.

Lucy pulling the football away while Charlie Brown tries to kick it and instead end up flying through the air

owlblazek@owlblazek· Aug 20

Idiocracy, not sure if comedy or documentary is what Fry from Futurama is suspiciously thinking

owlblazek@owlblazek· Aug 17

Toonces!

owlblazek@owlblazek· Aug 15

I spent about 15 minutes hovering over this guy before I finally realized he was there.

Scorpionfish camouflaged on a rock

owlblazek@owlblazek· Aug 13

Immediately thought of this

Picture of the Coneheads from SNL

owlblazek@owlblazek· Aug 3

They are silly cute!

Dog in striped shirt, curled into a fur ball

owlblazek@owlblazek· Jul 9

I like this one

Candle that says maybe today, Satan

owlblazek@owlblazek· Jul 4

owlblazek@owlblazek· Jun 15

It’s all in here.

owlblazek@owlblazek· Jun 5

Just saw them in Houston and they were amazing

Dr Teeth from the Muppets

owlblazek@owlblazek· Jun 2

Happy Pride Month

Me in a rainbow coalition tshirt

owlblazek@owlblazek· May 8

owlblazek@owlblazek· May 3

It’s like that scene in Scarface

Seen from Scarface, where he has all the money and all of the cocaine and he’s still not happy