
Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Jun 13 Tbf, sometimes it's intentional.

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· May 6 You out that dude's oafish mug on one of these, they'd sell like hotcakes. HOTCAKES, JERRY!

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· May 5 Will.i.am made college obsolete.

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· May 3 Sartre's quite applies equally well to Trump:

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Apr 25 "Sometimes, the best way to wipe your ass is to not wipe it."

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Apr 16 Is Linda Yaccarino too young to get this reference?
"Be afraid. Very afraid."

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Apr 12 They'd probably get better advice from Miss Cleo. And she did the first 3 minutes free!

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Apr 10 Jeez. He can afford a subscription to the Criterion Channel.

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Apr 1 I don't believe in devils or angels but I'm not sure that I'd bet against demons given that one seems to have hopped from Kenneth Copeland's body to Hegseth's.

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Mar 23 Though they are willing to uncover their faces, these goons should still be identified and shamed.

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Mar 23 I remember when the media forgot what Sartre said:

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Feb 21 Creative Commons, royalty-free Thing says that it's shootenin' time!

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Feb 19 Did it have an Alpine hat?

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Feb 18 "is there a technology the left is excited about"

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Feb 16 This calls for a song! Anyone know any good ones about a Boer?

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Jan 28 She is immortalized in bronze.

Tom Turkey@owlofthenorth· Jan 27 Keith Ellison as Sec. of Homeland Security!