Ozymomdias

@ozymomdias

Long time odd duck, mom of many, AuDHD, homeschool alumni, in Alaska, “like one of those people who is SERIOUS about church” PCA

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Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· 7d

Never teach your elementary student principles of improv unless you want them turned against you

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The kids all got 3D printed toys at the market today, and in the car on the way home, they were working on names for them
(Redacted) got an octopus and the children loudly informed us all, as I attempted to merge onto the highway, that they were calling it Octopussy
I said "nope you are not, I'm sorry I have to veto Octopussy" and we go back and forth a couple times on it
And then (redacted), in the tone of
a 9 year old who perceives themselves as being eminently diplomatic, says "Mom do you remember what you taught me about "yes, and"?"
I'm so sorry but I simply cannot
"yes, and" Octopussy

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· 14d

I canned jelly for the first time yesterday! I had a friend help me can apple butter a couple years ago but she handled almost all of the actual canning so this was my first solo voyage. I made a small batch of peony jelly from my backyard flowers and managed to seal 6 out of 7 quarter pints!

A woman holding a bouquet of light pink peonies. she is wearing a pink windbreaker, black gloves, a black dotted lace chapel veil across her face, and a pink straw sun hat

An extreme close up of a pink peony with yellow stamens visible in the center

Looking down into a black enamelware water bath canner at 7 small jars resting on a silver wire rack, covered in water. Steam is rising from the water.

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· 19d

A still from Jurassic Park - a child hides behind a stainless steel counter in a commercial kitchen, looking off to the side, visibly terrified, as a velociraptor stalks past the place where the child is hidden. A label of “GLP-1 culture” is placed on the velociraptor and “millennials” is placed on the hiding child.

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· 20d

Yep this just hit my Facebook feed

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JKT for Gov
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We are the first governor's campaign to release a dedicated policy plan to regulate Al and data center development in Alaska. It's critical that the next governor is prepared to protect Alaskans from unwanted and unregulated data center development as well as regulate Al technology.
Here's our plan
Institute a moratorium on all new data centers until the legislature can pass comprehensive regulation on data center development.
Require local approval before any data center can be built.
Make data centers pay the full cost of their electricity, without any direct or indirect subsidies from existing ratepayers.
Champion legislation to hold Al companies liable in Alaska courts when their products cause harm.
Require human decision makers whenever a state agency uses Al in decisions affecting Alaskans.

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· 27d

On the Sterling Hwy in Soldotna, there are two Mexican restaurants directly across from each other. Both recently closed and then reopened under new management (a story in itself). It’s been a topic of community discussion about which one is better. Seen today on FB -

Facebook post in “Kenai Food Club” - name of poster blacked out
“Although they have pretty good food Papi’s is the big fat no for me with Mary paltola (sic) being in the same building. I hate communists.”

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Jul 7

Stephen King
Will you
PLEASE
GO
NOW!
BY Dr. Seuss

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Jun 5

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Jun 4

A second Dan Sullivan has hit the primary ballot

The famous “a second plane has hit the World Trade Center” whisper moment between George W Bush and his Chief of Staff Andrew Card, except GWB has been digitally replaced with the face of US Senator Dan Sullivan (who eats farmed fish)

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· May 26

You can’t take the Calvinism out of the girl

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· May 16

Remember those memes that would go around everytime Dunleavy vetoed ed funding?

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· May 16

Very pro-women to make sure that some random lady on Bluesky doesn’t get too big in her britches about focaccia

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· May 16

I’m also very worried that it will not live up to my favorite adaptation of the Odyssey

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· May 13

QRP with the doctor you’d trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

Steve Martin as the sadistic dentist in Little Shop of Horrors

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· May 13

Dirty sodas now available at Sonic… we won’t elect Mitt Romney, but we will let the Mormons put milk into our sodas?? Wish we could tell Joseph Smith that the White Horse prophecy was actually about soda mix-ins.

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· May 12

ps it was in order to be hella racist bc of course it was

Lena Horne's scenes were frequently cut from films in the 1940s to appease segregated
Southern movie theaters, as her performances as a singer were designed to be removed without
affecting the plot. While she was a major MGM star, this allowed exhibitors to remove her to adhere to racist segregation practices, reducing her roles to isolated musical numbers.
Smithsonian Institu... +4

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· May 7

Without downloading anything new where are you mentally?

Blue background, a white rabbit surrounded by apple blossoms, with the caption:

This too shall pass.
But what the fuck?

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· May 2

Should I start dog posting, y/n?

A woman in a pink jacket and glasses and a tan dog in a pink collar are riding in a car together. The dog’s muzzle is obscuring the woman’s face

A very close face view of a tan dog with pink spotting on her nose. Her back legs are in the driver’s seat of a vehicle and her front legs are up on the center console

A sleeping tan dog on a wood grain floor next to a rug. Even in sleep, the dog’s ears are perked up

The dog is again sleeping on the floor, this time next to a rather attractive dog bed that she apparently does not care for

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Apr 15

Been a while since I’ve done one of these - Best of Alaska Marketplace! You gotta hand it to him for creativity

Peninsula Man Stuff, Buy, Sell, Trade, Anything

Stripper Pole For Car 2x2 Receiver Hitch About 8 Foot Long With A 3'x3' Platform Made This For Prom And My Parents Arent Super Happy With A Stripper Pole In The Front Yard $300 What I Paid For Materials Would Like To Get Most Of It Back
$300 OBO - Might Trade For Some 6x9 Speakers
...
$300 • KENAI, AK

Includes 4 pictures of a tall silver pole attached to a small wooden platform, some showing it on the ground and some showing it attached to the hitch of a white SUV

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Mar 7

Bread tax

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Mar 4

What’s March like in southern Alaska this month, great question I’d love to tell ya

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Mar 4

Going to start coping with ((gestures broadly)) all of this by picking up heavy things and putting them down again? Can an exercise-allergic marshmallow person like me become swole? Stay tuned. #couchtobarbell

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Feb 18

New Heights of Wuthering

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Jan 23

Takes a Little Time
Song by Amy Grant • 1997
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4:14
Amy Grant - Takes A Little Time
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Lyrics
It takes a little time sometimes To get your feet back on the ground
It takes a little time sometimes
To get the Titanic turned back around...
Source: Musixmatch ›
Full lyrics >

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Jan 20

Good morning, Aurora

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Jan 8

They’re trying to Rittenhouse her

She was a mother, a partner, and a radical leftist, beloved by others. She could have been all of those wonderful things that day in Colorado, her home. She would be here today.
Yet she chose to go to Minnesota and spend the day harassing ICE agents who were doing their jobs, using her vehicle, which is a lethal weapon when used against humans. She was

Ozymomdias@ozymomdias· Dec 30

Trying to learn something new - you can tell what round I attempted as midnight approached because I kept getting confused and frogging it. Also, I think my tension is a problem because I don’t think I should be curling this early?? But overall I’m enjoying myself.