Pictures taken approximately 20 min before mental breakdowns

Made a friend in my yard today. He’s embarrassed cause he chased a groundhog to its hole and he was too fat to catch it :(

Found this 🔥at the thrift store what a pull @ane.boston

Just woke up from my nap chair on the porch what’s goooood

They are not wrong

My setup for #aewredemption tonight :3 🤼

I had an mri and the people running it were cool so I introduced them to Olivia Rodrigo’s new album and they liked it so much they let me keep the scrubs :D

The two reasons why I bought a house

I still leave the house sometimes

Say hi If you see me on Saturday 🤼 #aewcollision

This sounds awesome too, Can I offer a cultural exchange?

Hellaverse fans: Hazbin Hotel isn’t for kids! Official Hazbin hotel merch:

Shit I should have said hi! What an incredible show

Behold, my son

I couldn’t find Pippin until I saw…. THE TUNG

In honor of #disabilitypridemonth I’m being brave enough to use my accommodations in public!

Say no more

I have been usurped of the mossy throne

Last day of strawb season 😩

Bro I’m way ahead of you why do you think I’m in this aisle?

Went out for the first time in like a decade for my future brother in laws bachelor’s party. It was very hot and I was sleepy but we had a great time

I need a new hairstyle

Slug

Brain Tumor update: at 6 week check in my tumor has shrank 1cm, which according to my specialist is the largest change in any patient that is on the same treatment in that timeframe! Also someone cracked their egg in the parking garage, happy pride

My account is now just pictures of my son

Lookin at da birds

It’s so tough being the hottest person in the imaging center 😩

AI and shame are out; horns, rats, and racial unity are in