It’s time. Just did a little bit of wee.

Not to out myself as an AI user, but when I used my ‘special friend’ I got this…

Only their mothers can tell them apart.

Me reading Deliveroo reviews, emphatically agreeing in my head and then realising I posted it.

I THOUGHT THAT AT THE TIME!!!

The chair is occupied. Duh.

This reminds me of Dr. Manhattan’s speech in Watchmen (in a good way).

Couldn’t be arsed to go out and get lunch so have made a pie fajita with mushy peas instead of refried beans. Ingenuius or madness? Perhaps both.

This heatwave is a ballache but it does give us some spectacular sunsets.

PSA for UK muckers… You may have seen this already, but the entirety of the Alan Partridge back catalogue is now on iPlayer. Just watched the first episode of Knowing Me, Knowing You off of 32 years ago. Still funny AF, and somewhat prescient.

Finally added to my collection…

Happy Fourth of July to all my ‘American muckers who celebrate!

Chris, You say that about Mumsnet, but it did lead to the legendary quote about the boost for the old fanjo when Rocketman hit cinemas, so… y’know, swings and roundabouts. (Yes, I did do a quick google for the exact quote in a screencap).

PSA: Project Hail Mary is now available to stream on Prime as part of the service, not VOD. You’re welcome.

But apostrophes are, apparently.

Bruce is helping me to worship it at the moment…

Anyone with a moustache is eeevillll, ergo…

ITV wouldn’t be allowed to cut to ads during those breaks - it would be a breach of the Ofcom rules, per linked story. They might stay for FIFA tournaments, but definitely not UEFA. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I suspect a deliberate mislead. Given the spider-totem elements of the story, my money’s on Shathra.

Just noticed the lead character in The Odyssey is called Odysseus. That’s unbelievably lucky in terms of marketing purposes. What are the chances?

Me when I go dancing down the disco but I don’t want the kids to laugh at how old I am.

Sometimes I think we’re all Curaçaoans.

Just listened to One Way by The Levellers in the car and now I need a jolly good shower.

Just popped out and had my head shaved. Interesting experience; at the end the guy lit this stick thingie and tapped my ears with it. Unrelated, probably, but now I can smell barbecue and the birds seem to be singing louder. How’s your day?

Bloody hell. Looks like Alan Moore coined the infamous expression way, way before a certain orange someone. The early eighties, in fact.

That cover has to be a homage to this… (I do quite dig the new one too).