JOHNNY THUNDER 500!

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your most annoying friend. he / him, trans, lurker (serial liker & reposter) 90% of the time. if i randomly followed you it was bc you said something cool.

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JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· 2d

@dreamwidth.org hey, the account lol12121212.dreamwidth.org sent me a phishing scam message. (don't worry, i didn't click the link.)

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Jul 3

like you deserve your hotdogs and your fireworks, i don't care, but

danny devito saying: "You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Jun 28

frollo, the sexually repressed and self-hating egotistical priest from the hunchback of notre-dame, with a speech bubble implying he's saying the quoted tweet

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Jun 28

al pachino, moments before he screams SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS in HEAT.

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Jun 21

Hop on Pop by Dr. Seuss. The Simplest Seuss for Youngest Use!

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Jun 16

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

a tuxedo cat in a comically small red shirt, bent in an S-curve, eyes big and green

the same tuxedo cat, blurred with her huge maw open

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Jun 10

a baby monkey holding wire mother, from harry harlow's 1960s experiment.

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Jun 5

this website says i have too many drafts

'i don't think men can't write women, but i think men who are afraid of women can't write them'
'if a restaurant has a sauce named after itself you know you're in for a not great but also not bad time'
'you will see your friends, the most kind and beautiful people in the world, become obsessed with superlatively boring twinks'
'why are the most beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent bi and hetero women in the world all married to guys named kyle'
'i do think representation is important, but if you are a little gay child and the only place you were going to see a lesbian was in a disney movie, you already have some other much bigger problems'
'i used clearsky for the first time and im on several lists titled some variation of "why did you block me" and it's because everyone on this website is annoying'

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· May 30

the internet is good actually

screencap showing this post was liked by Darren Shan.

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Apr 28

Film you've watched more than six times with gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Apr 14

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Apr 10

"Revolution requires more than spontaneous revolt against the elite; it depends upon the existence of a section of society whose interests would be best served not just by a chance of ruler or a few laws, but by a new set of ethics governing every aspect of society from top to bottom."
— Viva La Revolution, by Mark Steel

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Apr 9

we are uhh getting there

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Apr 9

post a meme made by you:

The nihilism meme except the text has been changed to "I'm not going to live to see how that goes"

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Apr 9

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Apr 3

you should all read THE GONE WORLD by tom sweterlitsch, and be comforted by an existentialist nightmare.

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Mar 5

having a brain that struggles to parse the written word but loving to read is basically constantly ping-ponging between the two panels of this meme

the principal skinner meme but instead it says "am I not trying hard enough to overcome a literal disability" and "no, it's the books who are bad"

JOHNNY THUNDER 500!@pablum· Mar 5

sometimes i struggle for months to read more than 10 pages a day and i get mad at myself for not overcoming my learning disabilities and then i find a book that is so well written & fun & smart that the pages just fly by