Try explaining to a dog that wants to go for a walk that the world cup final is 0-0 going into extra time.
6 am, 80 degrees, and the air is already oppressive. It's gonna be hot today
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Jun 17 What are you talking about? He's standing perfectly upright. The entire world is leaning
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Jun 12 I get up each day at 6 am to walk mine. Anything later is just cruel.
Paddy J@paddyj1325· May 12 This guy buzzed us while I was walking the dog this am. He flew so close the dog lunged at him
Paddy J@paddyj1325· May 11 Find someone who looks at you as lovingly as Rosie looks at my sandwich
Paddy J@paddyj1325· May 8 With that look on his face I wonder what the Pope is thinking of Marco.
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Apr 9 This just in: Melania hates her husband.
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Apr 5 He holds the bat like Kevin Youkilis.
Greek god of Strength meets the Greek god of Walks
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Mar 27 The number of different voices reminded me of the tv booth in the original Naked Gun. I was half expecting them to throw to Dr. Joyce Brothers
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Mar 26 My first impression was that the Shropshire Slasher from Loony Tunes was peaking out my TV screen
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Mar 11 Like Krusty the Clown, little Mario has tiny feet.
Unlike Krusty, he's not a good hearted person.
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Feb 25 Maybe for Reggie Dunlop. Definitely not for Nick Bradon
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Feb 11 To paraphrase Yogi Berra talking about hamstring injuries, in my day we didn't have hamate bones.
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Jan 17 Here's mine from my walk 30 min ago
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Dec 21 I was fooling around with the illustration function on my phone. Now I want to print and frame it.
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Dec 3 Can someone tell Defense Secretary Pete Hegeseth that the 'fog of war' refers to an absense of real-time information, not a literal goddamn fog? #JFC
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Dec 2 Homonym errors usually come at the worst time. Damn you, Titivillus!
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Nov 30 Strong floor, no ceiling.
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Aug 12 Me too! Did you notice the portraits on the wall? Omg
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Aug 8 At the tail end of a long bike ride, I looked up and saw a hawk attacking a bald eagle. Westfield, ma
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Aug 4 I don't think the Captain America polling is necessarily accurate either
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Aug 2 The Red Sox have leap-frogged over the Yankees. Well, how about that? #mlb
Paddy J@paddyj1325· Jul 5 Where we are in 2 paragraphs.