I play Black for basically three characters in lore - Crovax, Sorin, and Liliana. So now you're telling me that the best soul sister ever created is Liliana? I'm still in full boycott mode on WoTC, but holy shit. That Alexsi Briclot art too. Playmat ready, yo.

This is Robert E. Lee arguing that slavery will end "in God's time" in a letter to his wife. Racists are all the same throughout history.

Oh, so you want to go to Wakanda with that Teferi's Protection....why don't you stay on theme - your permanents are Wakanda Forever. @blackneto.bsky.social - just because he started the Teferi's Protection/Going to Wakanda meme.

The AL Fan vote was so bad that the number one vote getter, the one who got the automatic pass...is batting 9th.

*pictures Ari revealing a back tattoo of this a la Pam Poovey*

Dude is an alcoholic philanderer who rides his more talented relatives coattails. This feels like he's trying to convince himself, not me.

My heart says yes, but his neck says no.

Personally, I'm here for Laura and her advocating that Patriot Front can't use masks in protests. I think that would be high comedy.

@mlb.com continues to find new ways to remind people that the MLB absolutely gives zero fucks if you don't play in LA or the East Coast.

This is beyond fucking mental. The conservatives are really showing the horror behind the rhetoric. These nationalists are beyond repair. This feels like a moment that may end in some real-ass violence if the few sane people in the GOP don't cut this shit out.

@harleycameron.bsky.social - I apologize, I wasn't really familiar with your game. (Actually, I was, but this picture is too fire not to share.)

So @mlb.com produced this image and I wonder how much time they spent finding images that didn't show the team logo, so they didn't have to admit the left side is almost all Blue Jays and the right side all Dodgers. Virtually everyone is side profile in this shitshow

So is Trump lying or is Fox News (and the signed MOU) lying? Conservatives, you decide!

As much as I hated Squirrel Girl's design for being uninspired, this is way worse. Wrong color (Natasha isn't a hot head), she's probably more Orzhov than anything else. Not to mention a 2/2 legendary vanilla? So we turned Black fucking Window into a red grizzly bear. Da Fuq, WoTC?

Every scene, every image, every story from this nonsense gets more and more ridiculous.

This is why I'll always love New York. It is unabashedly itself - loud, opinionated, vulgar, occasionally grimy, hopeful and so beautiful.

I'm so glad that the wokeness of having to say a single word in Spanish has been thankfully eliminated. God Bless the creator of this game, God Bless President Trump, and God Bless America.

"Clearly, they were all saying Wooooo!"

Dear MTG, Whoever designed Squiirrel Girl and Tippy-Toe, fire them. They're powerful cards, but they have the flavor of wet cardboard. Whoever designed this, give them more love. This has so many crazy possibilities. I'm literally looking at Fifth Dawn cards to play with her.

It's time for a Butlerian Jihad. We need to burn every last AI to the ground. I want them dead. I want their families dead. I want their graphics cards dead. I want their data centers burned to the ground. This is an affront against God and Anime. Who's with me?

I demand the hivemind to accept my challenge. Provide me a picture that is cuter that this.

Don't you talk about Trey Gowdy or his son ever again.

I can't think of many things, real or fantasy, that I would want to see less in my life than this nightmare blunt rotation. It's literally glazing Desantis, who will then eat the glazing with his fingers as if it was pudding. @riverboatjack.bsky.social - Don't you dare.

"Let them drink Petrol."

Disingenous people (Grim) tend to confuse people with integrity with people who are batshit, because the only metric they understand is holding the line in the face of criticism. Except that people with integrity only do it when they've evaluated the facts, and batshit people do it no matter what.

Panera is truly at the vanguard - they figured out how to put lettuce on a sandwich. I remember when Panera was Saint Louis Bread Co and they were run well and the food was good. Now they're affected by corporate failure and brain slugs.

Because the first thing I think about when I think about Donald Trump is how skinny and athletic he is.

AEW has a really golden opportunity to challenge WWE, because this is complete dreck. Creative should be embarrassed for this bullshit.

I swear that the beanie is to hide the gaping hole in his brain. He seems to think he's a super genius for figuring out more people and more poor people equals more crime. Fucking brainlet.