
Yeah. I have nicknames for some of you. Get over it.

Yes. I have not bought them though. Have not.

I say listen to hondahooker. If anybody knows sheets it's hondahooker.

I would like the Berkshire Blanket lady's bed.

I have these lights, let me tell you! Oh, boy, do I ever have these lights!

I've got all the dirt on these.

They just presented the camper set I bought Lovey and THE SEATS ARE EVEN FULLY FUNCTIONAL. THEY JUST TIPPED THE SEAT FORWARD TO LET THE LITTLE DOG FIGURE INTO THE BACK SEEEEAT!


And I owe it all to "those people!"

Me on day two of QVC Christmas in July weekend

This could be us, but you playin'

Bloody Mary number lll
The live entertainment has started. A self proclaimed music maker. Did he make this? Huh. Nice.

Tonight on the Johnny Carson channel Tennis Player Roscoe Tanner looks like Will Farrell's younger brother

This is trip #20. And it's the first one alone. I'm going to do some* much dumb stuff!
Someday I want to get a whole group together and do the pedale trolley.
*could do SO much dumb stuff with a power chair

Who up eating the first beer braised hot dog of the day?

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(in bed eating an egg)
WINK

And, because I cut off most of my twirlng, here's a cut showing my skillz. Yes, I can twirl pretty mediocre, but also lookit that slight pivot. That's right. I pivoted slightly. Yes, my butt hurts now.

Lolz. Whatta fuck. Thanks. I'm sure gonna open this supportive email MOMENTS BEFORE LEAVING FOR MY APPOINTMENT to find out if I'm amazing and...invisible? In fact, think I'll just delete this. Just clean up the ol' inbox.

Look. This doctor found a lit doob. Lol.

I did buy this for Lovey. She will plotz.

Come on. Santa is flipping us off! He's flipping us off!