Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!
@panic
Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Shitposts. 18+ There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.
Truly. Like what the fuck is this guy doing I can't tell you how often we were like "is he stuck?? Do we save him??" but I think he just liked the bubbles
I think time has come for Rambo my ramshorn snail to (very slowly) cross the rainbow bridge Here he is back in his glory days. What a wild and crazy guy.
Still recovering from how great a show our SOLD OUT Nerd Nite DC was last night! Such a fantastic fucking audience, and such a shock to see so many entirely new folks turn out!! I never cease to be amazed by how passionately nerdy this city is. I love it so much.
I arguably make better moustaches than I do jokes already. Imagine if I had the time and pastoral surroundings to truly dedicate myself to my craft.
Tonight is a rare Friday night edition of Nerd Nite DC!! Come learn about kittens, wiggly lizard ear bones, and attempting to teach LLMs how to flirt. Plus I'll be hosting and kicking things off with a good old game of Sea Creature or My Ex!
Got myself some @dateeverything.bsky.social merch I friendzoned my clothes in the game, but I'd date this shirt.
So excited to be judging the first Smut Slam DC in a long time!!
As thanks for this hilarious thread of replies, here is my favorite error message of all time. From the phone sex site niteflirt.
Hello friends I need screenshots of the most baffling error messages you have encountered for comedy shenanigans reasons, please and thank you. Here's my favorite one I found in the wild (technically it was the entry point for a tutorial, not an error, but it has the right vibes).
Been overwhelmed lately but my partner made me manta rayviolies So things aren't all bad
Meanwhile, at the White House ground.news/article/whit...
Yes this is definitely more efficient than having a human write it
Guys do you think they're melting the ice caps so they can make us work an extra hour sooner
Looks like the pocket microscope I got my partner was a hit.
My partner's mother got me a new stocking. It's a shark. I feel seen.
Look at this sweet perfect brave cat This time last year she was a skittish feral who never let anyone get close enough to pet her Now she lives inside and spends 99% of her time on my partner's mom's lap or curled up beside her
This was such a wild talk. With the best graphics!!
So uh stupid but genuine question but uh what is keeping the ultra rich from betting in these markets and then fixing the outcome?
I had to see if it had been done and of course it had
Someone call the louvre boys. I have another heist job for them.