The Panic Table

@panictable

Blurring the line between AP and A24. TTRPG horror comedy with high production values and low survival rates. ENnie Nominee '26. linktr.ee/thepanictable

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The Panic Table@panictable· 9d

Introduce yourself with four mechs

The Panic Table@panictable· 20d

Bid to WIN a Dream Date at the ENnies with The Panic Table! Enjoy an evening with Cameron, Jack, Gina, and Justin - and get some super cool TPT swag (we might even give you a few spoilers on upcoming stuff, who knows). Bidding open now until Sun Jul26! tinyurl.com/yymsc2jf

The Panic Table@panictable· 22d

They’re dying to meet you. Saturday, 1pm. Wabash 1 @ the ICC. GenCon. Tickets available through the GenCon portal.

80s style prom poster for the Bloodfields GenCon Battle Royale event. A man with a disco ball as a heat holds a blonde woman with a laser eye and technological corsage. She holds a knife behind his back and he holds a bat with nails in it. The poster reads, BLOODFIELDS Prom Night ‘26. Only 4 seats left. PVP to the death. Win fabulous prizes.

The Panic Table@panictable· 25d

Is the aliexpress homepage the same for every visitor? Asking for a friend

The Panic Table@panictable· Jul 13

Only 6 days left to vote for the ENNIE-nominated Daggerheart slasher romance of the year 👀 vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2026/

The Panic Table@panictable· Jul 11

If you haven’t already watched our ENNIE-nominated show, you should. And then you too can write nice things about it, like this person:

A screenshot of a YouTube comment on How’s My Driving, from user GoblinMixtape that reads “This is a masterclass in not only actual play but also slasher fiction. I was gripped the entire time. Extremely well done, not only to the cast but also the visuals, the music, the whole composition.”

The Panic Table@panictable· Jul 6

⚠️ Warning: Choking hazard. Do not attempt to unbox the Driver. Do attempt to vote for us 🗳️☑️ Our AP of HOW'S MY DRIVING?, the Daggerheart Horror hack is nominated for an ENNIE AWARD! @ennie-awards.bsky.social Voting goes live on July 10th. Return to the scene of the crime: tinyurl.com/hmdv1

The Panic Table@panictable· Jun 23

The Panic Table@panictable· Jun 15

There is no plastic bag man🩸

The Panic Table@panictable· Jun 11

Sometimes you are running a slasher horror sequel and sometimes your cast utterly body checks that idea into the gutter and makes the whole game a dating simulator

The Panic Table@panictable· Jun 9

Sometimes the past won’t stay dead. The full version is now on YouTube. youtu.be/nQ_fMm4GtDI

The Panic Table@panictable· Jun 6

The Panic Table@panictable· May 30

Ever felt like a plaything in the grips of an insidious force conducting a sick game beyond your control? Externalize it in style! Design your own custom Final Girls, Freeway Freaks & Plastic Bag Weirdos at HeroForge! Use code HMDVOL2 at checkout for 5%off all physical miniatures: www.heroforge.com

A poster for HOWS MY DRIVING with a Polaroid of a HeroForge mini of the Bag Man, with the words Boyfriend Material underneath it. A receipt with the word KILL and a bloody tire iron are accessories. Sponsored by HeroForge.

A poster for HOWS MY DRIVING with a Polaroid of a HeroForge mini of Emma. A receipt from Ween on a Stick and her stats as The Survivor are featured. Sponsored by HeroForge.

A poster for HOWS MY DRIVING with a Polaroid of a HeroForge mini of Jude. Ticket stubs to a movie and her stats as The Vigilant are featured. Sponsored by HeroForge.

A poster for HOWS MY DRIVING with a Polaroid of a HeroForge mini of Daphne. A hospital bracelet from Our Lady of Merciful Appendages and her stats as The Prepper are featured. Sponsored by HeroForge.

The Panic Table@panictable· May 28

10.5 HOURS. (Panic feat. Laurie Hernandez)

Screencap of the actual play production Thank You For Shopping, showing player Laurie Hernandez as Jude (the Vigilant) wearing a white muscle tank and looking at the camera in fear. The background behind the overlay is a dark semi- lighted abandoned mall exterior.

The Panic Table@panictable· May 28

TOMORROW. (Panic feat. @annethegnome.bsky.social)

Screencap of the actual play production Thank You For Shopping, showing player Anne Monteverdi as Daphne (the Prepper) wearing a green sweater and covering their face in fear. The background behind the overlay is a neon lighted abandoned mall.

The Panic Table@panictable· May 27

Our official Panic Table MERCH STORE is NOW LIVE with terrifyingly cool new items just in time for our Premiere of Thank You For Shopping. Shop the store NOW for official TYFS and TPT apparel and accessories, with additional new items to be added post premiere. thepanictable-shop.fourthwall.com

The Panic Table@panictable· May 27

Attention Shoppers: your wait time ends in less than 48 hours. Please make your way to the front, and ensure all panicking is properly checked out.

Graphic by The Panic Table depicting an empty abandoned mall and escalator. Text at the top reads HOWS MY DRIVING 2: THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING. Premieres May 28 8pm ET only on YouTube. Starring Laurie Hernandez, Anne Monteverdi, Gina Susanna. Directed by Cameron Danger Strittmatter Executive Producers Hero Forge and Pocket Bard.

The Panic Table@panictable· May 25

Stay tuned 🚨 The Panic Table has been hit by unexpected technical issues, causing an unavoidable delay in our programming. We sincerely appreciate your patience. TYFS will now be airing this Thursday, May 28th, at 8pm ET, on YouTube.

The Panic Table@panictable· May 22

This is an Emergency Broadcast. HMD Vol. 2: Thank You For Shopping premieres Monday, May 25th 8pm ET ONLY on YouTube. The original cast returns, featuring Laurie Hernandez as Jude Clark @annethegnome.bsky.social as Daphne Templeton @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social as Emma Smart

The Panic Table@panictable· May 20

Please locate your nearest exit. You're going to need it. Coming to a screen near you this Memorial Day, 8pm ET, only on YouTube.

The Panic Table@panictable· May 18

This escalated quickly.

The Panic Table@panictable· May 16

going GOBLIN MODE @ GEN CON this year with a @meatcastlegameware.com classic 🎟️ below Ft @freddiesroommate.bsky.social @dianaoftherose.com @hannahplaysdnd.bsky.social @zacwilliamsmith.bsky.social @justrada.bsky.social @kikimariot.bsky.social @spooky-oh-no.bsky.social

The Panic Table@panictable· May 11

IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

A promotional graphic featuring three individual video panels of people. The person on the left has green hair and a green sweater, smiling with her hands on her cheeks: this is Gnome Anne. The center woman has long blonde hair and red-tinted sunglasses; this is Gina Susanna. The woman on the right has curly brown hair and a neutral smile; this is Laurie Hernandez. Each woman is positioned behind a professional microphone. Large white text at the top reads "TWO WEEKS." Below the images, white text identifies "@panictable and ohheyitsgina_" followed by bold red text stating "HMD RETURNS THIS MEMORIAL DAY." At the bottom, a countdown widget titled "SHOP TILL YOU DROP" displays 13 days, 12 hours, and 48 minutes. A small orange heart icon is in the bottom left corner against a dark, blurry background.

The Panic Table@panictable· May 7

Horrifying show, deeply wholesome fan art

The Panic Table@panictable· May 5

Be the change you want to see in the world

The Panic Table@panictable· Apr 7

This whole time we thought the guy with horns was holding a *tiny* red balloon. Enjoying this hilarious essay on Courts of the Shadow Fey to an extreme youtu.be/h-DVzhbyVDg?...

The Panic Table@panictable· Apr 4

This has big HOW'S MY DRIVING? energy in a very "before picture" kind of way. ( @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social has been noodling on our @heroforgeminis.bsky.social minis for *reasons*)

A 3D digital miniature of THE DRIVER, the primary antagonist from HOW'S MY DRIVING?, wearing a white plastic bag mask with faint red stains and indented eye sockets. The figure wears an open dark red bomber jacket over a white undershirt, dark brown pants, and light gray boots. They are holding a silver crowbar in their right hand. The character stands against a blurred, misty green and gray background with a glowing blue light emanating from a stone block behind them. The lighting is dramatic, with a strong red cast on the right side of the figure.

The Panic Table@panictable· Mar 31

@brianflaherty.bsky.social

The Panic Table@panictable· Mar 29

SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN is a masterclass in horror storytelling for an excellent 5 episode streak. Ep 6 slams headlong into a hillside, seeming to forget all of the exquisite foundation it patiently, brilliantly laid. Let’s see if it can pick itself back up in the last two episodes.

The Panic Table@panictable· Mar 28

@logandean.games