(Yes, I know Indy had a beard for Ford’s appearance in The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, but I think we deserved it in the movies, and I think Last Crusade would be the one to do it in)

I watched The Fugitive for the first time last night (👍🏻👍🏻) and I think it convinced me that Indiana Jones should have had a beard in Last Crusade. Not because it would have been better that way but because “Oh, yeah, the one where he has a beard” sounds like something you’d say about an Indy movie.

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This sweet baby has been hanging in our parking lot. They always let me pet them. Unfortunately, I’ve named them: “Star,” because their personality shines like a star and they’ve got a white spot on their chest that looks kinda like a star. I want to bring them home but fiancee says no.

Watching SpongeBob. Started wondering how old he is. Googled it. It’s his 40th birthday!* *Except we aren’t stupid enough to take this throwaway gag literally, to spend time concerning ourselves with the canon of SpongeBob SquarePants of all things. We understand it’s not that deep, right?

Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. I’m too gay for this.

My buddy Lenny says their name would be InspectHer Gadget.

My review of The Conjuring 2.

Visited some old friends today.

Part of an actual email I sent yesterday.

Who would win?

LET. ME. COOK!!!

When I was a kid I was terrified of Egyptian mummies (despite also being fascinated by them). Why? Because of a book about them I got from the Scholastic Book Fair. It wasn’t the content that scared me, it was the illustrations. Particularly the one of this grave robber. I had nightmares about him.

without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Once again thinking about Jane Seymour in her guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother for absolutely no reason at all.

Film you’ve watched more than six times with gif. hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LotR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Dreamworks, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

Samesies!

True crime documentaries be like: “If you compare a photo of the suspect to the composite sketch, the resemblance is uncanny.”

If you see this show the energy you bring to bluesky

Found some old fishing lures at the antique mall. They’re earrings now.

Found out about the production of The Importance of Being Earnest with David Suchet as Lady Bracknell and I’m OBSESSED. Perfect play to incorporate drag. Perfect role for a man in drag. Perfect guy to play the role.

Little Blond Twink With A Prosthetic Right Arm Starter Pack:

Art I made of my new D&D character | her mini

Update!

I’ve been struggling with my 3D printer since I got it, but now we’re rockin’ and rollin’!

this, too, is yuri

You’re telling me they didn’t have a smaller box to ship this in?

What’s your sign?

screaming crying throwing up because two of the three* things I wanted out of the Indiana Jones franchise were in the works but got canceled *the third is that I want Lovecraftian horror in the next video game

Scenes from the workplace.