James Parker
@panoparker
Creative director and comedy writer. Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brands
Went to the sauna during a heatwave so hopefully that’s the worst decision out of the way today
I saw Takanaka with his surfboard guitar and I’m still recovering from his power
Champions league twice. First trophy win in 70 years. He did alright in my books. Thanks for the good times.
Ferran Torres won the world cup in Under Armour boots. 542 players in the tournament; 482 of those were in Adidas boots, only 9 were in Under Armour. We added the goal time to a great action shot and posted this with a caption going after other boot brands...
Cape Verde’s goalkeeper, Vozinha, is now the most-followed goalkeeper in the world. At the start of the World Cup, he had only 50K followers. Imagine the amount of brands in his DMs.
Taking a dig at Sony getting rid of physical media, KFC just announced that their chicken is only available as a PNG from now
A new Willem Dafoe photoshoot just dropped and I’m not exaggerating when I say he might be the best model in the world
Another weekend another wedding this time we are getting through hordes of Arsenal fans in HEAT
Arsenal fans are already queueing outside pubs ahead of the final tonight
I got to make a film with Fermín López for Under Armour ⚽️🎬 We created a character for his shadow, the best seat in the world to watch him leave defenders on the floor. So much fun to work on with a great team.
Lego have posted an update to their packaging in order to celebrate David Attenborough’s 100th birthday
David Attenborough is 100 today, makes me laugh that it just says ‘host’ when you search him The bloke invented elephants put some respect on his name